Friday, January 16, 2015

Grandfathers Don't Always Know Everything!




Hunter was 4 years old and was staying with his 
grandfather for a few days. He'd been playing outside 
with the other kids, when he came into the house and 
asked, 'Grandpa, what's that called when two people 
sleep in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other?'
His Grandpa was a little taken aback, but he decided to 
tell him the truth.
 
'Well, Hunter, it's called sexual  intercourse.’  ‘Oh,’ Little  
Hunter said, 'OK,' and went back outside to play with the 
other kids. A few minutes later he came back in and said 
angrily, 'Grandpa, it isn't called sexual intercourse.
It's called Bunk Beds.
 
And Jimmy’s mom wants to talk to you.'

Thanks Hal, you made my day!

14 comments:

Curmudgeon said...

Sounds like Jimmy's mom needs a little brandy and a warm body next to her. Just sayin'.

USA_Admiral said...

That, must have been one hell of a conversation!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Curmudgeon, no sense of humor either.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Admiral, my ears are still ringing.

cube said...

I know it's a joke and all, but Hunter's grandfather should've used more lateral thinking with a four year old. I'm just saying...

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahahahaha. My mind when where yours did too.

Have a fabulous day and weekend Odie. ☺

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Cube, you're right, he should of used the "F" bomb.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, my mind didn't have to go anywhere, it's always there.

edutcher said...

It's all in the details.

Teresa said...

Too funny! Sounds like grandpa may need to read up a bit.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, perzackly!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Teresa, I'm reading as fast as I can.

The Conservative Lady said...

Good one! Have a nice weekend Odie.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Lady, thank you and back at you.