Saturday, October 11, 2014

Tomato Garden ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem

to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll,

she came upon a gentleman neighbour who had the most

beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.

The woman asked the gentleman,

"What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?"

The gentleman responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front

of my tomato garden naked in my trench coat and flash them.

My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."

Well, the woman was so impressed; she decided to try

doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if

it would work. So twice a day for two weeks she

flashed her garden hoping for the best.

One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman,

"By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"

No", she replied,

"but my cucumbers are enormous."

Thanks Dan!

Other Flashing Rule 5 ers:


Adrienne said...

My cucumbers are huge, too. But.........surprisingly still very sweet. Hmmmm

Randy-g said...

Let that garden grow!

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahaha. Makes perfect sense to me Odie.

Have a fabulous weekend. :)

edutcher said...

Tomahtoes are so Victorian.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Adrienne, I guess that flashing really works.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, that's not all.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, spoken like a true fellow flasher.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, yes but are yours red?

USA_Admiral said...

It ended up being quite the cheeky post.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Admiral, that's what we at the Woodsterman staff do.

Ron Russell said...

Nothing like a large cucumber----remember Lady Chatterley's Lover

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, uh ....