Sunday, October 26, 2014

Burial Plans

A man and woman were married for 
many years .   Whenever there was a confrontation, 
yelling could be heard deep into the night .   The old 
man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up 
and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for 
the rest of your life!"

Neighbors feared him .   The old man liked the fact that 
he was feared .   Then one evening, he died when he was 
98 .   After the burial,  her neighbors, concerned for her 
safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be 
able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the 
rest of your life?"

The wife said,  " Let him dig  .   I had him buried upside 
down . . . and I know he won't ask for directions . "

12 comments:

  1. I must remember to do that! ;-)

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  2. Bwahahahahahaha. Smart woman.

    Have a fabulous Silly Sunday Odie. ☺

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  3. LOL she has her head screwed tightly on heheh!

    Have a good week ahead :-)

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  4. Yes, but he specified up, so she may still be in trouble.

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  5. Sandee, we don't like asking directions.

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  6. Steve, revenge is when they're at their best.

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  7. A man would sooner piss up a tree.

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