Sunday, October 26, 2014

Burial Plans

A man and woman were married for 
many years .   Whenever there was a confrontation, 
yelling could be heard deep into the night .   The old 
man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up 
and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for 
the rest of your life!"

Neighbors feared him .   The old man liked the fact that 
he was feared .   Then one evening, he died when he was 
98 .   After the burial,  her neighbors, concerned for her 
safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be 
able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the 
rest of your life?"

The wife said,  " Let him dig  .   I had him buried upside 
down . . . and I know he won't ask for directions . "


Adrienne said...

I must remember to do that! ;-)

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahaha. Smart woman.

Have a fabulous Silly Sunday Odie. ☺

stevebethere said...

LOL she has her head screwed tightly on heheh!

Have a good week ahead :-)

edutcher said...

Yes, but he specified up, so she may still be in trouble.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Adrienne, worried?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, we don't like asking directions.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Steve, revenge is when they're at their best.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, it's all relative.

cube said...

A man would sooner piss up a tree.

Ron Russell said...

You can't get there from here!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Cube, I have soaked many trees.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, but we have to try damn it.