Monday, October 27, 2014

Ahhh, Baseball!

Barack and Michelle are at the White Sox baseball game sitting in the 
first row with the Secret Service seated directly behind them. 
One of the Secret Service agents leans forward and says something to 
the president.

Barack stares at the agent, looks at Michelle, looks back at the agent, 
and shakes his head no.

The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was a request from the team 
owner who is a big campaign contributor and the fans will love it"!

So, Barack shrugs and says, "Well, if it will help my poll numbers."

He gets up, grabs Michelle by her collar and the seat of her pants, and 
tosses her right over the railing into the field. She gets up kicking, 
screaming and swearing.

The crowd goes wild; cheering, applauding, and  high-fiving.
Barack is bowing and smiling,  and  leans over to the agent and says 
"You were right. I would have never believed that"!

Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, Barack asks what was wrong.

The agent replies, "Sir, I said they wanted you to throw out the first pitch.

Thanks Mr. Trailbee!

18 comments:

Curmudgeon said...

I would've paid good money to see that. Have a great week Odie and remember this...we love ya man.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Curmudgeon, would be great ... Love you too!

Sandee said...

Oh no, the threw out the first bitch. Bwahahahahahahahaha.

Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

edutcher said...

Oldie, but a goodie.

Brighid said...

Good one...

Euripides said...

You know, I'd pay good money to see Obama do that to Michelle at a game.

Euripides said...

And apparently, so would Curmudgeon.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, how far do you think he could throw that load?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, picky, picky, picky.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Brighid, I sure would like to see it.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Euripides, I wish I was the one selling those tickets.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Euripides, we all would.

cody said...

ROFL.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Cody, we're here to please.

cube said...

The prissy Obolo can't do either.

Ron Russell said...

Oops! I've seen his "First Pitch" so he did the right thing!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Cube, that's what happens when there's a metrosexual in the White House.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, agreed.