Saturday, August 9, 2014

Flying ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style


THE NEW WAY TO FLY..........
MAKE SURE YOU READ THE ADVANTAGES BELOW............

Dump the male flight  attendants.  Nobody ever wanted them in the first  place....

Replace all the female flight attendants with  good-looking strippers!  What the hell – they don't even serve  food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would triple  the alcohol sales (at a minimum) and get a 'party atmosphere' going in  the cabin.  And, of course, every businessman in this country  would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of  the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving  even more money.  I suspect tips would be so good that we could  charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of  the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.'

Muslims  would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked  women.  Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the  airline industry would see record revenues.  Sell BBQ pork  sandwiches from a vending machine in the back just to make damn sure  the Muslims stay away.

This is definitely a win-win situation  if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into  an asset.

Why didn't Bush or Obama think of this?  Do I  still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,
Bill  Clinton

Thank You Trailbee!

Other Flyers and Rule 5 ers:

10 comments:

Randy-g said...

Clinton was good for some ideas!

Sandee said...

Clinton had a special kind of war on women didn't he.

Have a fabulous day. :)

edutcher said...

Whiplash Willie - it was all he was good for, and he wasn't too good at that.

Ron Russell said...

Sounds about like Bubba---after all he did have some good ideas. See you're closing in on full frontal....

USA_Admiral said...

Yeah and I would start flying again.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, once in a while the perv could come up with a winner.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, a very public war.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, we'll have to ask the gals.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, sometimes you just gotta do whatcha gotta do for the story.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Admiral, I loved being able to take that photo.