Sunday, March 30, 2014

Sillinesser Sunday



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SEXUAL HARASSMENT
 
Every day, a male employee walks up very close 
to a female co-worker at the coffee machine.
He stops, inhales quite deeply and 
says that her hair smells nice.
 
After a week of this, the woman 
can't stand it any more.
She takes her issue to a supervisor in Human Resources 
and ask to file an harassment grievance against the guy.
 
The supervisor is puzzled and asks,
"What's threatening about a co-worker
telling you your hair smells nice?"
  
"It's Frank, the midget.”

Thank You Trailbee !

22 comments:

stevierayv said...

Hehe!

LL said...

Should a midget be 'penalized' for telling the truth? I think that the Little People's lobby needs to get involved in this.

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahaha on both of them but especially the last one. That midget ending wasn't what I was expecting. Awesome.

I linked you to Silly Sunday.

Have a fabulous Silly Sunday. ☺

stevebethere said...

LMAO funny in the first one she should have took that as a compliment seeings that his height was low :-)

Have a tanfabulous week

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

stevierayv, Hoho

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, Frank was only being honest.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, pieces is pieces, parts is parts, hair is hair.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Steve, Poor Frank should sue for discrimination.

Always On Watch said...

Odie,
Do you know the one about using Viagra to find OBL?

Ron Russell said...

She should have been flattered!

edutcher said...

If it was a blind midget, he'd have asked for 2 pounds of haddock.

Madhat said...

I guess she was rather short with Frank after that...

Mr. AOW said...

I wonder how much a truckload of viagra is worth?

Mr. AOW said...

Too bad I'm not a midget!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

AOW, no, tell us about it.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, you and I agree on that.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, freshly showered haddock?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Madhat, it was inevitable.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

MR, what do you want?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

MR, that scooter puts you at about the right height doesn't it?

Always On Watch said...

The joke goes like this....

I know how to find OBL.

Let's sprinkle Viagra all over those hills and caves in Afghanistan.

We'll find OBL when the little prick stands up.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

AOW, what a great idea.