Monday, March 3, 2014

Senior Citizen and the Store

 A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. 
She picked up three cans and took them to the check out counter.
 The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot 
sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat.  A lot 
of old people buy cat food to eat, and the management 
wants proof that you are buying the cat food for your cat."

The little old lady went home, 
picked up her cat and brought it back to the store.

They sold her the cat food.

The next day, she tried to buy two cans of dog food.

 Again, the cashier said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot 
sell you dog food without proof that you have a dog.  
A lot of old people buy dog food to eat, but the 
management wants proof that you are buying 
the dog food for your dog."

So she went home and brought in her dog.
 She then was able to buy the dog food.

The next day she brought in a box with a hole in the lid.

 The little old lady asked the cashier to stick her 
finger in the hole. The cashier said, "No, you 
might have a snake in there."

The little old lady assured her that there was 
nothing in the box that would harm her.

So the cashier put her finger into the box 
and quickly pulled it out.

She said to the little old lady, "That smells like shit."

The little old lady said, 
"It is. I want to buy a roll of toilet paper."

Don't mess with old people !


Randy-g said...

I love it!

LL said...

That could happen...

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, I knew you would, so I posted it.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, and we have proof right here.

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahahaha. Let that old lady buy whatever she wants.

Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

DoubleTroubleTwo said...

LMAO!!! :-)

Ron Russell said...

Glad she didn't want to buy some tampons

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, especially toilet paper.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

2T2, well that's what we do here, huh.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, that would have been interesting, huh.

edutcher said...

Better yet, don't use Lefty "logic" on them.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, there you go with another oxymoron.

Abelle | The Wows! And Oops! Of Life said...

I love old people! ;o)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Abelle, well thank you. We love you too.