Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Our Dog



IN RESPONSE TO ALL THE RECENT E-MAILS ABOUT OUR DOG:

PLEASE BE ADVISED, WE ARE SICK AND TIRED OF ANSWERING

QUESTIONS ABOUT OUR DOG!!!!!

YES, HE MAULED SIX PEOPLE WEARING OBAMA T-SHIRTS,

FOUR PEOPLE WEARING PELOSI T-SHIRTS,

NINE TEENAGERS WITH PANTS HANGING PAST THEIR CRACK,

THREE FLAG BURNERS,

AND A PAKISTANI TAXI DRIVER.

FOR THE LAST TIME... THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE !!!!!



NO, I DO NOT APPROVE OF HIS SMOKING, BUT 
HE SAYS IT HELPS GET THE "BAD TASTE" OUT 
OF HIS MOUTH!!!!!

Thanks David !
 

28 comments:

Randy-g said...

I would pay top dollar for that dog Odie! You sure you wont reconsider?

Race Bannon said...

Interesting trades considered?

Always On Watch said...

Good dog, good dog!

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahahaha. Good doggy, good doggy. I'd love to send him a carton of smokes to help get that nasty taste out of his mouth.

Have a terrific day Odie. ☺

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ranndy, how many times do I have to say it?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Race, a dog's gotta do what a dog's gotta do.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

AOW, the best!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, I welcome all the help I can get.

Ron Russell said...

Understand you not wanting to sell, but I want first pick of his next litter!

LL said...

Good Dog

USA_Admiral said...

He is a keeper.

doubletroubletwo said...

Smart! Awesome dog, Odie :)

cube said...

That's my kind of dog!

edutcher said...

I'll bet he pees on the TV when the news comes on, too.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, damn good dog.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, he's having trouble with the ladies because of his tobacco breath.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Admiral, I am.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

2T2, great dog!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Cube, a Conservative's dream.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, he's not allowed in the house during the news anymore.

Madhat said...

He must have a taste for sheeple...

Sheik YerBouti said...

Such an obedient K9!! Brings a tear to my eye.

Mark P said...

I hope he's OK. My dog would have diarrhea after a meal like that.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Madhat, I guess sheeple be good.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Booti, He's a keeper.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Mark, I have to keep a close eye on him.

McGuffy Ann said...

Well...who can blame him...?

Rick Street said...

Take Good care of your dog.