Friday, May 31, 2013

Friday Fun

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Always choose a memorable password!

     A lady helps her husband install a new computer
Once it is completed, she tells him to select a password,

 selecting a word that he'll always remember.
 As the computer asks him to enter it
 he looks at his wife and with a macho gesture and a wink in his eye, he selects a word:  

mypenis.

As he hits "enter", to validate the selection,
his wife collapses with laughter and rolls on the floor in hysteria!!

The computer had replied:


TOO SHORT- ACCESS DENIED!

Thanks Dan!
 

18 comments:

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahaha. I love this. I would try not to laugh though.

Have a terrific day Odie. ☺

Ron Russell said...

Good one! This seems to be Penis day---I have one up at TOTUS!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, Your comment is too short ... try again.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, what the hell are you doing with a penis "up" at totus?

Sheik YerBouti said...

The Picture says it all - finally some truth in advertising.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Booti, can you help her?

cube said...

Too funny. This reminds me of something I read in a medical examiner's book. Dr. Baden wrote that he got a body on the autopsy table with the words "Your Name" tattooed on his penis.

Apparently the guy would go up to someone at a bar and say, "Hey, I have your name tattooed on my penis." Of course, bets were made and the guy would whip it out and score enough money to drink the night away.

I don't remember, but I think he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

Supi said...

So funny. I can see that happening!

edutcher said...

Should have said "mytallywacker".

WomanHonorThyself said...

have an awesome weekend dear friend and behave!:)

Nate said...

So the young lady in the picture needs boobs? Somebody buy her a plane ticket to DC - she can get all the boobs she wants there.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Cube, damn that's a great idea. Oh boy I see lots of gin in my future.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Supi, your eyesight must be better than mine.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Eduwacker, yup.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

WHT, behave? What's the fun in that?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Nate, She could get Pelosized.

Marine4Ever said...

Naaa... she's fine the way she is! Nate has a good point, though.

Odie! "Pelosized?!" That'll make you want to toss your cookies, for sure!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Marine, already tossed.