Friday, May 24, 2013

Favorite Animal

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.
My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.
I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals .......very much.
I do, too, especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.
I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
    Guess where I am now ....

22 comments:

Supi said...

He is going to grow up to be a chicken rancher!

Sheik YerBouti said...

You can never go wrong with fried chicken - it has long been a favorite in the YerBouti household.

deepa sharma said...
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Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Supi, and sell everything to KFC.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Booti, Fried chicken is great while riding yer camel.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

TO: deepa sharma, I don't allow sneak attack ads on my blog. Feel free to comment anytime here about the post. Also, please to use proper English.

doubletroubletwo said...

LMAO! Have a great weekend Odie :)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

2T2, Good, that's my job.

cube said...

This is a funny joke, but it is illustrative of where we're going as a politically correct driven country... not where I want to go.

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahaha. This kids rocks. Plain and simple.

Have a terrific day. :)

WomanHonorThyself said...

what a cutie! .have a beautiful weekend my friend!:)finger lickin good!..MMMM!

edutcher said...

What kids see makes a lot more sense than what a lot of adults say.

Ron Russell said...

Minders me of a line from the movie "A Few Good Men", "You can't handle the truth". Yep, we live in an age where the lie is supreme.

Teresa said...

That is freaking hilarious! Thanks for the laugh.

Race Bannon said...

I love pigs!

...my favorite is Taylor Ham.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Cube, sorry S happens.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, rock on!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

WHT, KFC rules!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, that's why I'm a kid.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, it's a badge of honor to lie.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Teresa, you freaking welcome.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Race, bacon is goooood!