Friday, May 24, 2013

Favorite Animal

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.
My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.
I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals .......very much.
I do, too, especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.
I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
    Guess where I am now ....

22 comments:

  1. He is going to grow up to be a chicken rancher!

    ReplyDelete
  2. You can never go wrong with fried chicken - it has long been a favorite in the YerBouti household.

    ReplyDelete
  3. This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

    ReplyDelete
  4. Booti, Fried chicken is great while riding yer camel.

    ReplyDelete
  5. TO: deepa sharma, I don't allow sneak attack ads on my blog. Feel free to comment anytime here about the post. Also, please to use proper English.

    ReplyDelete
  6. LMAO! Have a great weekend Odie :)

    ReplyDelete
  7. This is a funny joke, but it is illustrative of where we're going as a politically correct driven country... not where I want to go.

    ReplyDelete
  8. Bwahahahahahahaha. This kids rocks. Plain and simple.

    Have a terrific day. :)

    ReplyDelete
  9. what a cutie! .have a beautiful weekend my friend!:)finger lickin good!..MMMM!

    ReplyDelete
  10. What kids see makes a lot more sense than what a lot of adults say.

    ReplyDelete
  11. Minders me of a line from the movie "A Few Good Men", "You can't handle the truth". Yep, we live in an age where the lie is supreme.

    ReplyDelete
  12. That is freaking hilarious! Thanks for the laugh.

    ReplyDelete
  13. I love pigs!

    ...my favorite is Taylor Ham.

    ReplyDelete
  14. Ron, it's a badge of honor to lie.

    ReplyDelete

Put it here ... I can't wait to read it.