Friday, May 17, 2013

Another Day ~ More Fun




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An Arab walks into a bar and is about to order a drink when he sees a guy close by wearing a Jewish cap, a prayer shawl/tzitzis and traditional locks of hair.

He doesn't have to be an Einstein to know that this guy is Jewish. so he shouts over to the bartender loudly enough that everyone can hear, "Drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for that Jew over there".

Soon after the drinks have been handed out, the Jew gives him a big smile,
  waves at him, then says, "Thank you!" in an equally loud voice.

This infuriates the Arab. He once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Jew.

As before, this does not seem to bother the Jewish guy. He continues to smile, and again yells, "Thank you!"
The Arab asks the bartender, "What's the hell is the matter with that Jew?
I've ordered two rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him, and all the silly bugger does is smile and thank me. Is he nuts?"
"Nope," replies the bartender. "He owns the place."

Thanks Dan !

24 comments:

LL said...

Now THAT is funny.

Ron Russell said...

Arabs going into a Jewish bar is an oxymoron. But it did make for a good joke. Great bumper sticker too!

Adrienne said...

Love it, Odie...

Sheik YerBouti said...

I do believe that is the most accurate bumper sticker/photoshop/whatever that I have ever seen. Excellent.

Supi said...

Funny!

Scott Way said...

Darned rich Jews anyway...You just can't beat "em...Nice!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, A-Rabs just keep getting there collective asses kicked.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, we get the laughs where ever we can.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Adrienne, That's why you come here, huh.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Booti, nothing but the best for you.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Supi, goodie!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Scott, it kind of puts Middle Eastern living into perspective, huh.

Sandee said...

Love the bumper sticker. Spot on. Spot on.

Bwahahahahaha on the joke.

Have a terrific day Odie. :)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, You show good sense.

Always On Watch said...

I'm sure a lot of those in "my corner" of the blogosphere would love to have the bumper sticker.

God only knows what would happen to me were I to display such a bumper sticker -- here in Northern Virginia, which is Obamaland. Ugh.

edutcher said...

You do not mess with God's Chosen People.

cube said...

Love the bumper sticker, but I'm not brave enough to put it on my car. I don't want my baby keyed.

The joke was a hoot. I will share it with my friends.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

AOW, "Obammer all de time!"

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, Perzackly!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Cube, I lose more cars that way ... only they're not mine. They're my liberal neighbor's car.

Rick Street said...

Giggle Snort

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Rick, did you get any on you?

Teresa said...

Loved the sticker! Funny joke. The problem is Obama is in the U.S. period and hates the U.S. Let's kick the America haters out.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Teresa, you get a big thumbs up, girl.