Woodsterman: December 2016

Saturday, December 31, 2016

Guy Stuff ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style Again

I bet she cleans and cooks, too.

She knows what you're thinking.

Changing her internet dating profile picture?

"No, do it like this!"

It's flu season!

I'm thinking she's done that before

Personality. Uh-huh. Just keep telling her that.

Let's play the 'Spot The Slut' game!!!

Muhammed and his bride honeymoon in Bermuda

Thanks Hal

Other Guy Stuff Rule 5 ers:

The Other McCain
Proof Positive

Randy's Roundtable

Guns and Bikinis

Maggie's Notebook

RULE 5 SITES
TOTUS

In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
The Feral Irishman
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo
Angrymikes hood
MissK's World...
American Power
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods
Your Crazy Uncle Bubba
Political Clown Parade
The Last Tradition
The Right Way

Friday, December 30, 2016

Borrowing Dad's Car ~OR~ In God We Trust

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his
father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your grades up
from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little and get your
hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car."

The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the
offer and they agreed on it.

After about six weeks his father said, "Son, you've brought your grades
up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but
I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut."

The boy said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I’ve noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the
Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there's even strong
evidence that Jesus had long hair."

Love the Dad's reply!

"Did you also notice that they all walked everywhere they went?"