Tuesday, April 25, 2017


Hi Bob,

This is Alan next door.

I have a confession to make. I've been riddled with guilt these past few
months and have been trying to pluck up the courage to tell you
to your face, but I am at least now telling you in text as I can't live with
myself a moment longer without you knowing.

The truth is I have been sharing your wife, day and night when you're not
around. In fact, probably more than you.
I haven't been getting it at home recently, but that's no excuse, I know.
The temptation was just too much. I can no longer live with the guilt and I
hope you will accept my sincerest apologies and forgive me. It won't happen

Please suggest a fee for usage, and I'll pay you.

Regards, Alan.


Bob, feeling insulted and betrayed, grabbed his gun, and shot his neighbor
dead. He returned home where he poured himself a stiff drink
and sat down on the sofa. He took out his phone where he saw he had received
a subsequent message from his (now deceased) neighbor.


Hi Bob,

This is Alan next door again. Sorry about the typo on my last text. I expect
you figured it out anyway, & that you noticed that darned
Autocorrect changed 'wi-fi' To 'wife'. Technology hey?

Regards, Alan.

Thanks Dick


LL said...

Best not confess...

Sandee said...

Some things are better left unsaid and this is one of them.

Have a fabulous day, Odie. ☺

edutcher said...

Now that's perfect.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, affirmative!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, or turn off Autocorrect.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, glad you think so.

trailbee said...

I loathe auto-correct. Of course, so will Bob. Alan is definitely out of the picture. :)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Trailbee, but the wife ur WiFi is safe.