Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Field Trip

Two female teachers took a group of students from grades 
1, 2 and 3 for a field trip to Flemington Racecourse.  When 
it was time to take the children to the 'bathroom', it was 
decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the 
boys would go with the other.

The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the 
men's toilet when one of the boys came out and told her 
that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice, 
she went inside, helped the little boys with their pants, and 
began hoisting them up one by one, holding on to their 
'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes and 
shake them dry.

As she lifted one boy up, she couldn't help but notice that he 
was unusually well endowed.

Trying not to show that she was staring at his equipment the 
teacher said, 'You must be in Grade 3?

'No ma'am', he replied. 'I'm riding Black Caviar in the next race, 
but I really appreciate your help.'

Thanks Dan!


Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahahahaha. What a great teacher.

Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, she taught me a lot.

edutcher said...

I'm surprised he wasn't riding teacher.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, well not at first anyway.

Ron Russell said...


Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, and so close too.