Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Camping With The Toughest Cowboy


Some old cowboys were seated around the campfire out on 
the lonesome prairie, and with the pride for which these men 
were famous, it was a night of bravado, rot gut whiskey, 
and many tall tales...
Frank, the hand from Wyoming says, "I must be the strongest, 
meanest, toughest cowboy there is.

Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral. It had
gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns 
with my bare hands and castrated that sucker with my teeth."
Snake River Ben, from Idaho, couldn't stand to be bested. 
"That's nothing, I was walking down the trail yesterday 
and a 15 foot diamondback rattler slid out from 
under a rock and made a move for me.

I grabbed that bastard with my bare hands, bit off its head, 
and sucked the poison down in one gulp - 
didn't even get a belly ache."
Old Red River Tom, the cowboy from Texas, 
remained silent, slowly stirring the
campfire coals with his pecker...

Thank You Trailbee!

18 comments:

Curmudgeon said...

I bet the sun waits for Old Red River Tom to wake up just so he can crow.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Curmudgeon, he's a lot tougher than I am.

edutcher said...

Staked Plains Sam is the toughest of them all.

When is wife asks, "Do I look fat in this?", he says, "Yes".

sig94 said...

Sam wins...

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, you have a point.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

sig94, I think you and edutcher are on to something.

Brighid said...

I've heard a lot of cowboy stories, from cowboys, none as funny as these... can hardly wait for the next cowcamp.

Ron Russell said...

Now that was some "poke her"!!!

Euripides said...

Made me laugh! Thanks Odie.

Madhat said...

Texas: the fire forge where God makes Texans...

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Brighid, I thought you just might like this post.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, haven't you heard? Everything is bigger in Texas.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Euripides, that's not always easy.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Madhat, I haven't heard that one, but that's probably because I'm not from Texas.

Sandee said...

Old Red River Tom is the meanest and toughest. Most impressive too. Bwahahahahahahahahaha.

Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, Forgot to mention, he was standing on a ladder.

USA_Admiral said...

Badassery just ain't the same as it is out west.

USA_Admiral said...

At least he was not stirring the coffee and beans with that thing.