Thursday, February 22, 2018

The Hooker and the ILLEGAL Immigrant



"Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?" he asks.

"$100" she replies.

In broken English, he says, 
"Do you do immigrant style?

"No" she says.
"I pay you $200 to do immigrant style."

"No," she says, not knowing what immigrant style is.

"I pay you $300."

"No,"  she says.

 "I pay you $400.

"No,"  she says.

So finally he says, 
"OK, I pay $1,000 to Do immigrant style."

She thinks,  "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now.  I've had every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the world. 
How bad could immigrant style be?

So she agrees and has sex with him.  Finally, they finish. 
Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says,
"Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. 
But that was OK.   So, what exactly is immigrant style?"

 The illegal immigrant replies, "You send bill to Government."

AND THAT MY FRIENDLY TAXPAYER, 
IS EXACTLY WHAT THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS 
ARE DOING TO US!
Screwing us and
we pay.

Thanks David

6 comments:

edutcher said...

Which is why The Donald is tying the Left in knots.

And why he's replacing Lefties on the Federal bench with real Americans.

Sandee said...

Yep, that sizes it up pretty well indeed. Sad, but very true. In California illegal aliens costs us 25 billion a year. Yes that's with a B.

Have a fabulous day, Odie. ☺

Dennis Case said...

Great example of what's happening...

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, amen!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, I'm painfully aware how much our state pays for illegals.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Dennis, That describes California to a tee.