Monday, April 3, 2017

Awww Monday ~ Woodsterman Style XCVIII


The Fifth Parrot


    3 girls, Jan, Sue and Mary haven't seen each other since leaving
school. They rediscover each other via Facebook and arrange to meet for
lunch
    Jan arrives first, wearing a beige Versace dress. She orders a
bottle of Pinot Grigio.
  Sue arrives shortly afterward, wearing a grey Chanel number. After the
initial hugs and kisses she joins Jan in a glass of wine.  Then Mary
walks in, wearing a faded old tee-shirt, blue jeans and boots. She too
shares the wine.
   Jan explains that  after leaving school and attending Oxford
University she met and married Timothy, with whom she has a beautiful
daughter. Timothy is a partner in one of Sydney's leading law firms.
They live in a 4000 sq ft apartment on The North Shore and Susanna, the
daughter, attends drama school. They have a second home in Bali.
   Sue relates that  she graduated from Monash University, studied to
become a doctor and became a surgeon. Her husband, Clive, is a leading
financial investment banker in Melbourne. They live in the Toorak area
and have a second home in Italy.
   Mary explains that  after she left school at 17, she ran off with her
boyfriend, Mark. They run a  tropical bird park in Mississauga and grow
their own vegetables. Mark can stand five parrots, side by side, on his
erect penis.
   Halfway down the third bottle of wine and several hours later, Jan
blurts out that her husband is really a cashier at Target they live in a
small apartment and have a camper trailer parked on the front drive.
   Sue, chastened and  encouraged by her old friend's honesty, explains
that she and Clive are both nursing care assistants in an old people's
home. They live in Hoppers Crossing and take camping holidays on the
Murray.
   Mary admits that the fifth parrot has to stand on one leg.


Thanks Dan 

 

10 comments:

edutcher said...

And she never stops smiling.

Sandee said...

Looks like Mary did just fine for herself.

Have a fabulous Awww Monday Woodsterman Style. ☺

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, but of course.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, you betcha.

Cederq said...

I can stand 4 small chick a dees and still have enough for a crow to park, what does that say? I am so confused most of the time...

Annesphamily said...

I would say Mary won the prize ! This was too funny. My grandson and his girlfriend have these parrots and Lord they shriek and drive me nuts! I am not a fan of birds flying around over my head. HaHaHa! I once had a parakeet fly into my hair while I was getting ready for my junior prom. He must have thought it was a nest as my sister, a hairdresser was teasing the heck out of my hair! Lord I never got over that!
Have a great week and thanks for the laughter on Aw....Mondays.

Brig said...

Mary has her priorities right!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Cederq, Nothing better than a little boastfulness.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Annesphamily, but you never said how the Prom was.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Brig, I'm sure of it.