A Beretta Jetfire testimonial....
Here is her story in her own words:
"While out walking along the edge of a bayou just
"While out walking along the edge of a bayou just
outside of Fort Lauderdale in alligator alley with
my soon to be ex-husband discussing property
settlement and other divorce issues, we were
surprised by a huge 12-ft. alligator which suddenly
emerged from the murky water and began charging us
with its large jaws wide open. She must have been
protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive.
If I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire .25 caliber
pistol with me, I would not be here today! Just one
shot to my estranged husband's knee cap was all it took....
The 'gator got him easily and I was able to escape by
just walking away at a brisk pace. It's one of the best
pistols in my collection! Plus the amount
I saved in lawyer’s fees was really incredible."
Thanks Hal
The moral to this story is NEVER walk around a swamp with a pissed-off woman.
ReplyDeleteOuch! Too funny...
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahaha. My kind of gal.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day Odie. ☺
LL, that's it exactly.
ReplyDeleteRandy, correctimundo!
ReplyDeleteSandee, she's a survivor.
ReplyDeleteA large caliber is better than a small caliber, but a small caliber is better than no caliber.
ReplyDeleteI'm with Proof on this one.
ReplyDeleteProof, ex-husbands can't take either caliber.
ReplyDeleteCube, OK have it his way, but this story is about independent women.
ReplyDeleteHer forebears must have come from Russia.
ReplyDeleteedutcher, was that a Russian Divorce?
ReplyDeleteI SUPPOSE THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS NEVER VENTURE INTO THE SWAMP WITH SOMEONE YOU CAN'T OUTRUN. BY THE WAY IT'S SWAMP IN FLORIDA AND BAYOU IN LOUISIANA!
ReplyDeleteRon, and it's "wetlands" in California.
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