Libturd Thursday Again

 So ... A MAGA hat hurts your widdle feelings

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Alexandria Ocasio Cortez Done Well

Must Be Ten-Fer-Tuesday

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An entire town was terrified by the sound of a machine gun. Turns out, it was just this little guy:


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Enjoy Your Funday Off

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The Weather ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

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The Other McCain  
Proof Positive

Guns and Bikinis

RULE 5 SITES 
TOTUS

In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

Adrienne's Corner

The Feral Irishman

Knuckledraggin My Life Away

Diogenes' Middle Finger

Ninety Miles From Tyranny

Doubletroubletwo  

Angrymikes hood 

MissK's World...

American Power

A Nod To The Gods  

Political Clown Parade

 The Last Tradition

The Right Way 
Minuteman  

Stinky Friday Libturds

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COW HIT BY LIMO

Suddenly, a cow runs out onto the road, and a limo driving late at 
night, hits it head on, and the car comes to a stop. The woman in the 
back seat, in her usual abrasive manner, says to the Chauffeur, "You 
get out and check on that poor cow. You were driving." 

So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is 
dead, but it appeared to be very old. Well, says the woman, "You were 
driving, so you go and tell the farmer in that lighted farmhouse over 
there." 

Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally inebriated, a full 
belly, his hair ruffled, and a big grin on his face. 

"My God, what happened to you?" asks the nasty woman. 

The chauffeur replies, "When I got there, the farmer opened his best 
bottle of single malt scotch, the wife gave me a meal fit for a king, 
and the daughter made love to me." 

"What on earth did you say?" asks the woman. 

Well, I just knocked on the door, and when it opened, I said to them, 
"I'm Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow." 

Don't you just love a story with a happy ending?

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One Wish

I met a magical fairy yesterday who said she would grant me one wish.

I wish to live “forever”, I said.

“Sorry,” said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant that particular wish.”

“Fine,” I said, “then I want to die the day after Congress is filled with honest, hard-working, bipartisan men and women who act only in the people's best interests!”

“Your crafty bastard,” replied the fairy.

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Pet Fish

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Liberal - Clean My Desktop - Sunday

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