Distinguished Honor

My Dear Friends:

I have the distinguished honor of being on the Committee to raise 
$50,000,000 for a monument to Hillary R. Clinton.          
We originally wanted to put her on Mt. Rushmore until we 
discovered there was not enough room for two faces.

We then decided to erect a statue of Hillary in the Washington, 
D.C. Hall of Fame.  We were in a quandary as to where the statue 
should be placed.  It was not proper to place it beside the statue 
of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Barack 
Hussein Obama, who never told the truth, 
since Hillary could never tell the difference.

We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, 
the greatest Democrat of them all.  He left not knowing where 
he was going, and when he got   there he did not know where 
he was.  He returned not knowing where he had been, and did 
it all on someone else's money.

Thank you,
Hillary R. Clinton Monument Committee

P.S.  The Committee has raised $ 0.16 so far.