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Thursday, April 2, 2015

Florida Woman Stops Alligator Attack



A Beretta Jetfire testimonial.... 
Here is her story in her own words:

"While out walking along the edge of a bayou just 
outside of Fort Lauderdale in alligator alley with 
my soon to be ex-husband discussing property 
settlement and other divorce issues, we were 
surprised by a huge 12-ft. alligator which suddenly
 emerged from the murky water and began charging us 
with its large jaws wide open. She must have been 
protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive. 
If I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire .25 caliber 
pistol with me, I would not be here today! Just one 
shot to my estranged husband's knee cap was all it took.... 
The 'gator got him easily and I was able to escape by 
just walking away at a brisk pace. It's one of the best 
pistols in my collection! Plus the amount 
I saved in lawyer’s fees was really incredible."

Thanks Hal
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14 comments:

  1. LLApril 2, 2015 at 3:11 AM

    The moral to this story is NEVER walk around a swamp with a pissed-off woman.

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  2. Randy-gApril 2, 2015 at 3:59 AM

    Ouch! Too funny...

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  3. SandeeApril 2, 2015 at 8:00 AM

    Bwahahahahahaha. My kind of gal.

    Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

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  4. Woodsterman (Odie)April 2, 2015 at 8:57 AM

    LL, that's it exactly.

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  5. Woodsterman (Odie)April 2, 2015 at 8:58 AM

    Randy, correctimundo!

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  6. Woodsterman (Odie)April 2, 2015 at 8:59 AM

    Sandee, she's a survivor.

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  7. Mike aka ProofApril 2, 2015 at 9:56 AM

    A large caliber is better than a small caliber, but a small caliber is better than no caliber.

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  8. cubeApril 2, 2015 at 10:40 AM

    I'm with Proof on this one.

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  9. Woodsterman (Odie)April 2, 2015 at 11:28 AM

    Proof, ex-husbands can't take either caliber.

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  10. Woodsterman (Odie)April 2, 2015 at 11:30 AM

    Cube, OK have it his way, but this story is about independent women.

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  11. edutcherApril 2, 2015 at 12:35 PM

    Her forebears must have come from Russia.

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  12. Woodsterman (Odie)April 2, 2015 at 12:38 PM

    edutcher, was that a Russian Divorce?

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  13. Ron RussellApril 2, 2015 at 5:20 PM

    I SUPPOSE THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS NEVER VENTURE INTO THE SWAMP WITH SOMEONE YOU CAN'T OUTRUN. BY THE WAY IT'S SWAMP IN FLORIDA AND BAYOU IN LOUISIANA!

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  14. Woodsterman (Odie)April 2, 2015 at 5:50 PM

    Ron, and it's "wetlands" in California.

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