I heard the President's visit to the troops didn't go so well...
Hat Tip to that wonderful funny Lady Stopsign @ Lonely is the Nights
Monday, February 28, 2011
Sunday, February 27, 2011
Saturday, February 26, 2011
It's Time To Start Caring About Husbands
It's about time someone started caring about husbands!
They should be given a medal.
Banner Out in Front of a PUB in Darwin
MY KIND OF PLACE !
Friday, February 25, 2011
Thursday, February 24, 2011
Biting The Bullet ... Cutting Expenses ...
I HOPE YOU WILL PARTICIPATE, AND DO YOUR PART !
The President ordered the cabinet to cut a whopping $100 million from the $3.5 trillion federal budget!
I'm so impressed by this sacrifice that I have decided to do the same thing with my personal budget. I spend about $2000 a month on groceries, household expenses, medicine, utilities, etc, but it's time to get out the budget cutting ax, go line by line through my expenses, and cut back!
I'm going to cut my spending at exactly the same ratio -1/35,000 of my total budget. After doing the math, it looks like instead of spending $2000 a month; I'm going to have to cut that number by six cents!
Yes, I'm going to have to get by with $1999.94, but that's what sacrifice is all about. I'll just have to do without some things, that are, frankly, luxuries. (Did the pres actually think no one would do the math?)
John Q. Taxpayer
I'm so impressed by this sacrifice that I have decided to do the same thing with my personal budget. I spend about $2000 a month on groceries, household expenses, medicine, utilities, etc, but it's time to get out the budget cutting ax, go line by line through my expenses, and cut back!
I'm going to cut my spending at exactly the same ratio -1/35,000 of my total budget. After doing the math, it looks like instead of spending $2000 a month; I'm going to have to cut that number by six cents!
Yes, I'm going to have to get by with $1999.94, but that's what sacrifice is all about. I'll just have to do without some things, that are, frankly, luxuries. (Did the pres actually think no one would do the math?)
John Q. Taxpayer
Award winning bumper sticker!
Thanks David !
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Just When You Thought Is Was Safe ~ Walmart 5
UM! who is in that much of a hurry to get to Wal-Mart you can’t finish dressing? Pants are in isle 22 Granny!!!
OR that must be the end .... That's all folks !
Thanks Dan for the fun ...
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
WAL-MART INTERVIEW
Jennifer a manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of 20 resumes she found four people who were equally qualified. Jennifer decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, Jennifer asked, 'What is the fastest thing you know of?'
The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. There's no warning.
'That's very good!' replied Jennifer.
'And, now you sir?', she asked the second man.
'Hmmm..let me see 'A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened.... A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.'
'Excellent!' said Jennifer. 'The blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliche for speed..' She then turned to the thirdman, who was contemplating his reply.
'Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light on the barn comes on in less than an instant. 'Yip, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of.'
Jennifer was very impressed with the third answer and thought she had found her man
'It's hard to beat the speed of light,' she said.
Turning to Louie, the fourth and final man, Jennifer posed the same question.
Old Louie replied, 'After hearing the previous three answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA.'
'WHAT!?' said Jennifer, stunned by the response...
'Oh sure', said Louie. 'You see, the other day I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already shit my pants.'
Louie is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!
You'll probably think of this every time you enter a Wal-Mart from now on.
Thanks David !
The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, Jennifer asked, 'What is the fastest thing you know of?'
The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. There's no warning.
'That's very good!' replied Jennifer.
'And, now you sir?', she asked the second man.
'Hmmm..let me see 'A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened.... A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.'
'Excellent!' said Jennifer. 'The blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliche for speed..' She then turned to the thirdman, who was contemplating his reply.
'Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light on the barn comes on in less than an instant. 'Yip, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of.'
Jennifer was very impressed with the third answer and thought she had found her man
'It's hard to beat the speed of light,' she said.
Turning to Louie, the fourth and final man, Jennifer posed the same question.
Old Louie replied, 'After hearing the previous three answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA.'
'WHAT!?' said Jennifer, stunned by the response...
'Oh sure', said Louie. 'You see, the other day I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already shit my pants.'
Louie is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!
You'll probably think of this every time you enter a Wal-Mart from now on.
Thanks David !
Monday, February 21, 2011
Just When You Thought Is Was Safe ~ Walmart 4
Thanks Dan!
Sunday, February 20, 2011
Just When You Thought Is Was Safe ~ Walmart 3
Thanks Dan ... I think.
Saturday, February 19, 2011
Just When You Thought Is Was Safe ~ Walmart 2
Thanks Dan !
Friday, February 18, 2011
Thursday, February 17, 2011
How About A Wonder of a Rule #5
I came across this at Fox.com and almost fell over.
It takes a lot to make Woodsterman Speechless. Her
Beauty did it for me. Her name is Adrianne Palicki,
and she will be the new Wonder Woman.
Just When You Thought Is Was Safe ~ Walmart
Where was she during our Neighborhood Scavenger hunt this summer! She has everything that was on my list!
Thanks Dan !
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Bubba Died ....
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly .
The morgue needed someone to identify the body,
The morgue needed someone to identify the body,
so they sent for his two best friends, Cooter and Gomer.
The three men had always done everything together.
Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,
Cooter said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, 'Nope, ain't Bubba.'
Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,
Cooter said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, 'Nope, ain't Bubba.'
The mortician thought this was rather strange.
So he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body.
Gomer looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up .
Roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, 'No, it ain't Bubba.'
So he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body.
Gomer looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up .
Roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, 'No, it ain't Bubba.'
The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'
Gomer said, 'Well, Bubba had two assholes.'
'What? He had two assholes?' asked the mortician.
'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say :
Gomer said, 'Well, Bubba had two assholes.'
'What? He had two assholes?' asked the mortician.
'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say :
'There's Bubba with them two assholes.'
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
Monday, February 14, 2011
A Penquin Car
You ask, "What does this have to do with Valentines Day?"
Well not a damn thing ... So, Happy Valentines Day !
Sunday, February 13, 2011
Saturday, February 12, 2011
Friday, February 11, 2011
Thursday, February 10, 2011
Surgery Information
MEDICAL UPDATE
Remember this the next time you have major surgery
Remember this the next time you have major surgery
and need a blood transfusion!!
This is good to know!!
This is good to know!!
MEDICAL RESEARCH
Australian Medical Association researchers have found
that patients needing blood transfusions may benefit
from receiving chicken blood
rather than human blood.
It tends to make the men cocky and the women lay better....
Just thought you'd like to know.
that patients needing blood transfusions may benefit
from receiving chicken blood
rather than human blood.
It tends to make the men cocky and the women lay better....
Just thought you'd like to know.
BLESSED ARE THOSE WHO ARE CRACKED,
FOR THEY ARE THE ONES WHO LET IN THE LIGHT!
FOR THEY ARE THE ONES WHO LET IN THE LIGHT!
OK, I'll be going to my room now.
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
"Scratch 'Harry Baals' off list" according to AP
If yous guys heard Rush today, maybe you laughed as
hard as I did. Rush does have a way with words. Here
is the story he was referring to:
Associated Press ....
FORT WAYNE, Ind. — A former Indiana mayor who won four terms in the 1930s and 1950s is proving less popular with modern-day city leaders, who say they probably won't name a new government center for him because of the jokes his moniker could inspire.
Harry Baals is the runaway favorite in online voting to name the new building in Fort Wayne, about 120 miles northeast of Indianapolis. But Deputy Mayor Beth Malloy said that probably won't be enough to put the name of the city's longest-tenured mayor on the center.
The issue is pronunciation. The former mayor pronounced his last name "balls." His descendants have since changed it to "bales."
The rest of the story >>>>
Snow Removal Help for Bunni and Supi
Well Ladies, I just wanted to pass on this snow
plowing tip on to you. This is, after all, what I use.
I hope this photo of me helps you to ...
Gitter Done !
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
Monday, February 7, 2011
Krista Branch ~ "Remember Who We Are"
If by chance you live in a cave and haven't heard
"I Am America" by Krista please give it a listen.
Sunday, February 6, 2011
Happy 100th Birthday Mr. President !
I feel I could do no better than the wonderful
lady at "No Sheeples Here". So please click
her blogs name and see the Video Tribute she
Created for this Special Birthday.
~ Ronald Reagan ~
I feel what separates Ronald Reagan from those in Washington
today is he would tell you what you needed to hear and not what
you wanted to hear.
Saturday, February 5, 2011
The Toons and Humor Are Getting Better Too ...
Leave it to some old guy to
come up with this poster.
He's My Hero !
Thanks Dan !
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