Tuesday, April 30, 2019
Monday, April 29, 2019
Sunday, April 28, 2019
Saturday, April 27, 2019
Breakfast ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the T-shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, “You've got to make love to me this very moment!"
My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!"
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards, she said, ‘Thanks’, and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, “What was that all about?"
She explained, “The Egg Timer is Broken."
Unfortunately, The Eggs Were Still Undercooked!
Thanks Dan
Other Cooking Rule 5 ers:
Friday, April 26, 2019
Thursday, April 25, 2019
Wednesday, April 24, 2019
Breakfast . . . .
I was eating breakfast with my teenage granddaughter and I asked her,
"What special day is it tomorrow?".
Without skipping a beat she said, "It's U.S. Congressman's Day!"
She's smart, so I asked her "What does that mean?".
I was not ready for what she was about to say.
She replied, "U.S. Congressman's Day is when they step out of the Capital Building and see their shadow, then we have 4 more years of Bull Shit."
You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out of your nose.
Thanks David
Tuesday, April 23, 2019
Monday, April 22, 2019
Sunday, April 21, 2019
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