In the spirit of the State of the Union show I give you
HONEY DIPPERS !
That's all the crap you're getting from me !
Thanks David ...
Monday, January 31, 2011
Sunday, January 30, 2011
Honey Dipper Humor
In the spirit of the State of the Union show I give you
HONEY DIPPERS !
Thanks David ...
Saturday, January 29, 2011
Friday, January 28, 2011
Thursday, January 27, 2011
This Is The America I Remember
Minot Daily News
WEATHER BULLETIN
Up here in the Northern part of North Dakota we just recovered from a Historic event --- may I even say a "Weather Event" of "Biblical Proportions" --- with a historic blizzard of up to 25’ of snow and winds to 50 MPH that broke trees in half, knocked down utility poles, stranded hundreds of motorists in lethal snow banks, closed ALL roads, isolated scores of communities and cut power to 10 ' s of thousands.
Up here in the Northern part of North Dakota we just recovered from a Historic event --- may I even say a "Weather Event" of "Biblical Proportions" --- with a historic blizzard of up to 25’ of snow and winds to 50 MPH that broke trees in half, knocked down utility poles, stranded hundreds of motorists in lethal snow banks, closed ALL roads, isolated scores of communities and cut power to 10 ' s of thousands.
FYI:
Obama did not come.
FEMA did nothing.
No one howled for the government.
No one blamed the government.
No one even uttered an expletive on TV.
Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton did not visit.
Our Mayor ' s did not blame Obama or anyone else.
Our Governor did not blame Obama or anyone else either.
CNN, ABC, CBS, FOX, or NBC did not visit -
or even report on this category 5 snow storm.
Nobody demanded $2,000 debit cards.
No one asked for a FEMA Trailer House.
No one looted.
Nobody - I mean Nobody demanded the government do something.
Nobody expected the government to do anything either.
No Larry King, No Bill O ' Rielly, No Oprah, No Chris Mathews and No Geraldo Rivera.
No Shaun Penn, No Barbara Striesand, No Brad Pitts, No Hollywood types to be found.
No one asked for a FEMA Trailer House.
No one looted.
Nobody - I mean Nobody demanded the government do something.
Nobody expected the government to do anything either.
No Larry King, No Bill O ' Rielly, No Oprah, No Chris Mathews and No Geraldo Rivera.
No Shaun Penn, No Barbara Striesand, No Brad Pitts, No Hollywood types to be found.
Nope, we just melted the snow for water.
Sent out caravans of SUV 's to pluck people out of snow engulfed cars.
The truck drivers pulled people out of snow banks and didn’t ' t ask for a penny.
Local restaurants made food, and the police and fire departments delivered it to the snow bound families..
Families took in the stranded people - total strangers.
Sent out caravans of SUV 's to pluck people out of snow engulfed cars.
The truck drivers pulled people out of snow banks and didn’t ' t ask for a penny.
Local restaurants made food, and the police and fire departments delivered it to the snow bound families..
Families took in the stranded people - total strangers.
We fired up wood stoves, broke out coal oil lanterns or Coleman lanterns.
We put on an extra layers of clothes because up here it is "Work or Die".
We did not wait for some affirmative action government to get us out of a mess created by being immobilized by a welfare program that trades votes for ' sittin at home ' checks.
Even though a Category 5 blizzard of this scale is not usual, we know it can happen and how to deal with it ourselves.
We put on an extra layers of clothes because up here it is "Work or Die".
We did not wait for some affirmative action government to get us out of a mess created by being immobilized by a welfare program that trades votes for ' sittin at home ' checks.
Even though a Category 5 blizzard of this scale is not usual, we know it can happen and how to deal with it ourselves.
I hope this gets passed on.
Maybe .....
SOME people will get the message ......
The world does NOT owe you a living.
12/29/10
Maybe .....
SOME people will get the message ......
The world does NOT owe you a living.
12/29/10
Thanks David
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
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Sunday, January 23, 2011
No Speaka English
A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they
lived happily ever after in Toronto . The poor lady was not
very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate
with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she
had to shop for groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken
legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in
desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to
show her thighs. Her butcher got the message, and gave her
the chicken legs.
Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't
Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't
know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and
unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The
butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts.
On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy wieners. Unable
On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy wieners. Unable
to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband
to the store...
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Hellooooooo,
her husband speaks English!
her husband speaks English!
I don't know about you guys sometimes
Saturday, January 22, 2011
Friday, January 21, 2011
Thursday, January 20, 2011
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
More De-Motivational Posters VI ...
THAT'S ALL FOLKS !
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Monday, January 17, 2011
This Is Only One State ....
This ought to get you started! Happy New Year
Thought you would enjoy this little tidbit of info. Surprised the LA Times published these stats...
This is only one State................If this doesn't open eyes, nothing will!
From the L. A. Times
1. 40% of all workers in L. A. County ( L. A. County has 10.2 million people) are working for cash and not paying taxes.
This is because they are predominantly illegal immigrants working without a green card.
2. 95% of warrants for murder in Los Angeles are for illegal aliens.
3. 75% of people on the most wanted list in Los Angeles are illegal aliens.
4. Over 2/3 of all births in Los Angeles County are to illegal alien Mexicans on Medi-Cal, whose births were paid for by taxpayers.
5. Nearly 35% of all inmates in California detention centers are Mexican nationals here illegally.
6. Over 300,000 illegal aliens in Los Angeles County are living in garages.
7.The FBI reports half of all gang members in Los Angeles are most likely illegal aliens from south of the border.
8. Nearly 60% of all occupants of HUD properties are illegal.
9. 21 radio stations in L. A. are Spanish speaking.
10. In L. A. County 5.1 million people speak English, 3.9 million speak Spanish.. (There are 10.2 million people in L.A. County ..)
(All 10 of the above facts were published in the Los
Angeles Times)
Less than 2% of illegal aliens are picking our crops, but 29% are on welfare.
Over 70% of the United States ' annual population growth (and over 90% of California , Florida , and New York ) results from immigration. 29% of inmates in federal prisons are illegal aliens.
We are fools for letting this continue
HOW CAN YOU HELP?
Send copies of this to as many people as you can. 100 would be great..
This is only one State !
Sunday, January 16, 2011
More De-Motivational Posters V ...
I hope you like these as much as I do.
Yup ... kids, get up from those computers !
Saturday, January 15, 2011
More De-Motivational Posters IV ...
Let's do this again !
... Or a chorus line somewhere.
Friday, January 14, 2011
Thursday, January 13, 2011
OUCH .... Higher Taxes !
Ladies and gentlemen, there comes a time when we on the right
can say, "We told you so" to those on the left. When the left turns
government into their pet project or charitable organization, there
will be an ultimate price to pay. One state in particular has been
robbing it's citizens to support it's political base. Now the piper
must pay the bill. Don't feel too bad for these citizens. After all,
they have voted for these people year after year.
It looks like some of the friends of this blog will have their state
income taxes raised as much as 66% ... ouch! It is the politicians
of Illinois telling their voters that the party isn't quite over. "We
on the left know what's best for our citizens, unions, and us, so
now you can pay for it. Our union thugs will be coming around
to collect your fair share." After all, it is the Chicago way!
I wish our Chicago blogging friends well. Sorry Guys, it looks
like you get to pay for the party that produced the likes of the
Golden Pantload and his friends in the White House.
Story Link .... Illinois Party!
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
Monday, January 10, 2011
Sunday, January 9, 2011
The World's Largest Army ...
The World's Largest Army. America's Hunters?
The state of Wisconsin has gone an entire deer hunting
season without someone getting killed. That's great.
There were over 600,000 hunters. Allow me to restate
that number. Over the last two months, the eighth largest
army in the world - more men under arms than Iran; more
than France and Germany combined - deployed to the
woods of a single American state to help keep the deer
menace at bay. But that pales in comparison to the 750,000
who are in the woods of Pennsylvania this week.
Michigan 's 700,000 hunters have now returned home. Toss
in a quarter million hunters in West Virginia , and it is literally
the case that the hunters of those four states alone would
comprise the largest army in the world. America will forever
be safe from foreign invasion of troops with that kind of
home-grown firepower.
Hunting - it's not just a way to fill the freezer. It's a matter
Hunting - it's not just a way to fill the freezer. It's a matter
of national security!
Now you know why the liberal anti-gun groups want to
take our guns away. They are afraid of us.
Saturday, January 8, 2011
Getting Pretty Cold Back East ...
I just got off the phone with a friend in Minnesota .
He said that since early this morning the snow has
been nearly waist high and is still falling. The temperature
is dropping below zero and the north wind is increasing.
His wife has done nothing but look through the kitchen
window all day. He says that if it gets much worse,
he may have to let her in.
Friday, January 7, 2011
Thursday, January 6, 2011
YEAR END RESULTS FROM TSA AIRPORT SCREENINGS
Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the
Department of Homeland Security
Transvestites 133
Hernia’s 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3
Hernia’s 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3
Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
Monday, January 3, 2011
Sunday, January 2, 2011
Saturday, January 1, 2011
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