Blondishness ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

 There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.

If you told a lie it would suck you in.

One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the 

mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the 

world' and it sucked her in.
The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to 

the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in 

the world' and it sucked her in.
Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up 

to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.

Other Rule 5 ersishnesses:

 

*American Perspective*

Proof Positive

Randy's Roundtable

Reaganite Republican

teresamerica

Guns and Bikinis

Maggie's Notebook 

TOTUS

In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
Eye of Polyphemus
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo  
Angrymikes hood 
MissK's World...
American Power
In My NOT So Humble Opinion
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods

They're Back . . . The Walmartians ~ Five (5) BEST YET!

 Whatever happened to no shoes, no shirt policy? We Cool ...

 Took the words right outta my mouth! WOW, What O Wedgie

 My's feets be killen me...Removal may be a job for the HEAVY URBAN RESCUE TEAM

 SCHRUNCHIE TOTEM?

 Predator's Sister goes shopping

I'm Too Sexy For My Shirt

WHOOPEE, Black Friday ... See You There!

Happy Thanksgiving From Dresden and Grampa

Here are somethings I stole from our friends to

cheer up the place. Dresden's new movie is below.

He is now about 13 1/2 months old.

Happy Thanksgiving to all from the Woodsterman Family

The above from Woman Honor Thyself

They are all on my sidebar if you wish

to wish them Happy Thanksgiving.

NewsBusted 11/27/13 ~ NewsBusters.org

Simple Ideas

Thanks Dan !

They're Back . . . The Walmartians ~ Four (4)

 At his age, you just don't give a hoot anymore

 Rock on, lil' redneck

 Ever wonder where Walmartians sleep?

 Butt??? butt??? oh, never mind!

OK, so you were an underwear model, but that was 40 years ago!

Thanks David !

They're Back . . . The Walmartians ~ Three (3)

 Slip sliding away

 Just stopped by after Ballet OR looking for the right corner

 Say it loud ...say it proud

 Shock and awe, anyone?

Stomach suddenly turning ??...reach for Prevacid

Thanks David !

It's A Sign ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said, "TWO PROSTITUTES . . . $50.00." A policeman seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just at that time another car passed with a sign saying "Jesus Saves." They asked the cop why he let the other car go and he said, "well, that's a little different it pertains to religion." So they took their sign down and the next day there they were, driving around town with a new sign which said, "l;Two Angels Seeking Peter . . . $50.00."

  Signs of Other Rule 5 ers:

 

*American Perspective*

Proof Positive

Randy's Roundtable

Reaganite Republican

teresamerica

Guns and Bikinis

Maggie's Notebook 

TOTUS

In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
Eye of Polyphemus
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo  
Angrymikes hood 
MissK's World...
American Power
In My NOT So Humble Opinion
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD 

They're Back . . . The Walmartians ~ Two (2)

 YEHTI IN DRAG?

 Couple of players... Chillin' with a hot babe in the frozen food aisle

 I smell romance

 Checking out the six-pack...oh, sorry it's a full case

DORA DA Explorer in 70 yrs...check out the tats, one from every country

Thanks David !

They're Back . . . The Walmartians

 Open for bidnezz ?? If Obama had a son would he look like this?

 Assaconda?

 OK then . . . Trolling?

 Drag'm Grandma

YOU WANT SOME OF THIS...DON'T YOU.

Thanks David !

It's Time They Ate Their Own . . .

Stolen from DS at Diogenes' Middle Finger (LINK)

This great looking image was part of a post over at DMS

With the first sentence of this post being the words you see

at the top of this image. I had to put the two together as you

see here. You know there are tears when the boy king

apologizes for lying about lying . . . or did he ?

The liberal Utopia is such a fleeting dream. Is sheeple herding

a dying art, or is it still being perfected?

NewsBusted 11/19/13 ~ NewsBusters.org

Sexy Girls Do Fart . . .

Behind the Scenes At the White House

Stolen via Dave ... Thank You.

I was absent yesterday due to a segmented bowl

turning class. The class was given by one of the

greats. I have lived across the Lake from him

for almost 35 years. I figured it was time to meet

him, and when people come into my booth and

asked if I know Malcolm I can say, "Why yes I do".

Here's a link ... Malcolm Tibbetts