Tuesday, April 21, 2015

Tribute Band



Went to see a Muslim tribute band last night at 
a Mosque. They were called "Bomb Jovi".

Brilliant songs like “Losing my head over you,” 
“Rocket Launcher Man,” “You’re 6, You’re 
beautiful, and you’re mine.”

Their last song "Living on a Prayer Mat" 
almost brought the house down.

Then this Muslim guy started bragging about 
how he had the entire Koran on DVD. 
I was interested so I asked him,

"Can you burn me a copy?"

Well that was when the trouble started . . . 
those pricks have no sense of humor!
Thanks Hal
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16 comments:

  1. IrishApril 21, 2015 at 3:02 AM

    Lol!! Now that there is funny

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  2. Woodsterman (Odie)April 21, 2015 at 7:01 AM

    IRISH, it sure is fun making fun of those guys.

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  3. SandeeApril 21, 2015 at 7:43 AM

    Unfortunately we have way too many of these pricks here in the U.S. Way too many.

    Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

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  4. joehApril 21, 2015 at 8:48 AM

    What is the difference between an ISSIS terrorist and a pedophile?

    No really, what is the difference.

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  5. edutcherApril 21, 2015 at 12:03 PM

    I guess he wouldn't like the joke about cowboys and Moslems.

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  6. Woodsterman (Odie)April 21, 2015 at 12:22 PM

    Sandee, I've noticed that too.

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  7. Woodsterman (Odie)April 21, 2015 at 12:23 PM

    Joeh, there's a difference?

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  8. Woodsterman (Odie)April 21, 2015 at 12:24 PM

    Edutcher, guess not, but I would.

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  9. cubeApril 21, 2015 at 12:35 PM

    They don't play well with others.

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  10. Woodsterman (Odie)April 21, 2015 at 1:33 PM

    Cube, makes them easy to spot.

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  11. AdrienneApril 21, 2015 at 4:53 PM

    That made hubby and me both laugh out loud.

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  12. Mike aka ProofApril 21, 2015 at 9:58 PM

    Aww...I thought it said "Tribble Band"! Now that would have been something to see!

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  13. Always On WatchApril 22, 2015 at 5:26 PM

    As the Ayatollah said: "There is no fun in Islam."

    But there is some fun -- and an absolute necessity -- to beat the hell out of them.

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  14. Ron RussellApril 22, 2015 at 5:59 PM

    Damn if Islam is a religion of peace I would hate to see a religion of war. But then that's what Hussein Obama thinks about Christians. Those were all great Buddy. Still feeling the effects of yesterday binge. Having a bloody mary now to get over the hump or maybe just back into that happy groove!!!

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  15. Always On WatchApril 23, 2015 at 3:07 AM

    Ron,
    if Islam is a religion of peace I would hate to see a religion of war

    Exactly!

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