Silly Blonde Day ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

Tennis Ball 

 

 One day while jogging, a middle-aged man noticed a 

tennis ball lying by the side of the walk. Being fairly new 

and in good condition, he picked the ball up, put it in his 

pocket and proceeded on his way. Waiting at the cross 

street for the light to change, he noticed a beautiful blond 

standing next to him smiling. "What do you have in your 

 pocket?" she asked. "Tennis ball," the man said smiling 

back. "Wow," said the blonde looking upset. "That must 

hurt. I once had tennis elbow and the pain was unbearable!" 

 

 Walking In The Woods 

 

Two blondes were walking in the woods when they came 

upon some tracks in the dirt, the first blonde says, "Look 

at those bear tracks". The second blonde says,"Those aren't 

bear tracks, those are deer tracks". The first blonde says 

"No they're not, there bear tracks". The second blonde 

argues back. "No they're not, they're deer tracks." 

Then, they both got hit by the train.

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/blondejokes/sportyblondejokes.html

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In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
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Ninety Miles From Tyranny
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MissK's World...
American Power
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods   
Act Well Your Part
Subject to Change
Your Crazy Uncle Bubba
Political Clown Parade
 The Last Tradition
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