Two Woodpeckers..........

 A  Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were 

in Mexico  arguing about which place had the toughest trees. 

The Mexican  woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that 

no woodpecker could  peck.

The  Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and 

promptly pecked a  hole in the tree with no problem. 

The Mexican woodpecker was  amazed.

The  Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican 

woodpecker to  peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely 

'impeckable' (a term  frequently used by woodpeckers ). 

The Mexican woodpecker  expressed confidence that he 

could do it and accepted the  challenge.

The two flew to Canada where the Mexican  woodpecker 

successfully pecked the so-called 'impeckable' tree  almost 

without breaking a sweat.

Both woodpeckers were  now terribly confused. How is it 

that the Canadian woodpecker  was able to peck the 

Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker  was able to 

peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck  the 

tree in their own country?

After much woodpecker  pondering, they both came to the 

same conclusion:
Apparently, your pecker gets harder when you're away from home!!

Thanks David!