I just started off with a couple of photos of me. Oh
and some of my friends. I didn't know they could walk
that fast ... wink wink.
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A 60
year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in her
bedroom. She opened the door and discovered her 40 year old daughter
playing with her vibrator. "What are you doing?", asked the mom. "Mom, I
am 40 years old and look at me. I am ugly. I will never get married so
this is pretty much my husband." The mother walked out of the room,
shaking her head.
The next day the father came home and heard noises in the bedroom and
upon entering the room found his daughter using the vibrator. "What the
hell are you doing?", he asked. His daughter replied, "I already told
mom. I am 40 years old now and ugly. I will never get married so this is
as close as I'll ever get to a husband." The father walked out of the
room shaking his head too.
The next day the mother came home to find her husband with a beer in
one hand, and the vibrator in the other hand, watching the football
game. "For Chrissakes, what are you doing?" she cried. The husband
replied "What does it look like I'm doing? I'm having a beer and
watching the game with my new son-in-law!"
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Some more of my friends in some group shots
Ah ... Friendship
Other Vibs of Rule 5 ers:
In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
Eye of Polyphemus
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo
Angrymikes hood
MissK's World...
American Power
Adrienne's Corner
Eye of Polyphemus
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo
Angrymikes hood
MissK's World...
American Power
Saturday afternoon + sugars + yeast = goodstuff : the spark of life!
ReplyDeleteIs having sex with an ultra-realistic robot hooker cheating? -- For my own part, yes and no. Do I look at that old robot on 'Lost In Space' waving its tentacular arms around and get all hot and bothered? No. Not hardly. Now when I look at the image of Jeri Ryan playing the infamous borg, Seven-of-Nine on Star Trek Voyager? You better believe it! Just don't tell my wife! -
http://tinyurl.com/sex-robot-cheating
But does the new son in law drink? You have some great looking friends there Odie...You must really be a friendly dude.
ReplyDeleteGoodstuff, she can have her way with me anytime. Added you to my "Man Cave" section below.
ReplyDeleteRandy, I'm the friendliest, but I'm kind of tired all the time now.
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahahahah. New SIL indeed.
ReplyDeleteHave a terrific day Odie. :)
Sandee, Life can be tough.
ReplyDeleteHey,
ReplyDeleteYou can take the not your normal blog off the Rule 5 list. It's not up any more.
Thanks,
Brian
As to the next to last picture, all I can say is, "Tushe`".
ReplyDeleteB. Mooney, okie dokie
ReplyDeleteEdutcher, what makes you say that?
ReplyDeleteTalk about lighting it on fire!
ReplyDeleteYou have sir.
Admiral, I had to wake us old doodes up.
ReplyDeleteWhere are the potatoes?
ReplyDeleteGreat blogging, Odie!
ReplyDeletethanks Dude
ReplyDeleteRon, mose folks look at the store.
ReplyDeleteDonald, nothing but the best for my friends. You need a place to go that shares a man's true values.
ReplyDeleteGOODSTUFF, You betcha.
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ReplyDeleteRyan Boyles, the comment you save may be your own in the future. I don't allow ad link here. You want an ad? Buy one from google.
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