Friday, September 6, 2013

THE BEST DRUNK STORY OF THE MONTH



A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at 
the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees 
three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, 
staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, 
meanest, biker in the face and says:
'I went by your grandma's house today and
I saw her in the hallway buck-naked.
Man, she is one fine looking woman!'
 
The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word.
His buddies are confused, because he is one bad
biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.

The drunk leans on the table again and says:
'I got it on with your grandma and she is good,
the best I ever had!'
 
The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad
but the biker still says nothing.
 
The drunk leans on the table one more time and says,
'I'll tell you something else, boy,
your grandma liked it!'

At this point the biker stands up,
takes the drunk by the shoulders
looks him square in the eyes and says....................
 
'Grandpa;.......... Go home!

(OR JOE . . . . GO HOME!)


10 comments:

  1. Grandson had TMI for the day.

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  2. Lol. Funny joke. I, personally, wouldn't want to sit on Joe Biden. He creeps me out.

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  3. Bwahahahahahahahaha. Good one.

    That gal is probably embarrassed to be seen with Joe. I would be.

    Have a terrific day. :)

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  4. Slow Joe got a lot of nuzzles that day. I love the guy bikers' expressions. LMAO! Must have had secret service guys breathing down their necks.

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  5. LMAO! Thanks odie :) Have a good weekend :)

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  6. His Awesomeness will do us the honor of addressing us Tuesday.

    If the House says, "No", he says he's going ahead anyway, you may want to contemplate the new reality.

    President Joe*.

    * A battalion of Chinese marines are on their way to join the Russian ships off Syria.

    What could possibly go wrong?

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  7. What I like most about that tale is the fact that the old fart still has fire down below. Like you choice of images for this joke---very fitting.

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