Men in Heaven

After everyone on earth was dead and waiting to enter Heaven, 

God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. 

One line for the men who were true heads of their household, 

and the other line for those who were dominated by their 

women. I want all the women to report to St. Peter."

Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men. 

The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 

100 miles long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of 

their household, there was only one man. God said to the long 

line, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves; I created you 

to be the head of your household. You have been disobedient 

and have not fulfilled your purpose. Of all of you, only one 

obeyed. Learn from him." God turned to the one man, "How did 

you manage to be the only one in this line?"
   

The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here."