There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain
who inspected his sailors, and afterward told
the first mate that his men smelled bad.
The Captain suggested perhaps it would help
The Captain suggested perhaps it would help
if the sailors would change underwear
occasionally.The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"
The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced,
"The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change
your underwear."He continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy,
you change with Witkowski, and Brown, you change with
Schultz."
THE MORAL OF THE STORY:
Someone may come along and promise "Change",
but don't count on things smelling any better.
Here's your April fool !
And what a fool have we.
ReplyDeleteAmen Admiral!
ReplyDeleteThe fooler in chief...
ReplyDeleteRandy, that be him.
ReplyDeleteI smell a rat.
ReplyDeleteOpie, then beware of strangers bearing gifts of underwear.
ReplyDeleteInstead of just an April fool, a fool for all seasons!
ReplyDeleteScooney, you'll get no argument from me.
ReplyDelete"Fool"? Why is everyone so generous in applying this term to Hussein?
ReplyDeleteChristopher, tis April Fools Day.
ReplyDeleteSo that's what "redistribution" means!
ReplyDeleteI still cannot believe that America has elected this fool to office. To the Oval Office, of all places!
ReplyDeleteInno, yup just passing underwear around.
ReplyDeleteWatcher, just a little over half did.
ReplyDeleteObama is a fool and a very bad joke.
ReplyDeleteTeresa, Happy April Obama Day!
ReplyDeleteThats real cute.
ReplyDeleteMy Shoes, thank you kindly.
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