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Friday, October 2, 2026

Funderwhooper Friday ~ Barn Mystery

A farmer installed CCTV cameras after becoming convinced someone was sneaking into his barn, but instead, he caught his horse doing the unthinkable.

For nearly a week, the farmer woke up to find his barn doors open. At first, he thought he had simply forgotten to close them. Then hay started disappearing. Some mornings, entire piles had been moved around.

Convinced someone was sneaking onto his property at night, the farmer installed cameras around the barn. The first night revealed his intruder. It was his own horse. The footage showed the horse reaching over its stall and working at the barn door latch until it finally opened.

But the horse wasn’t trying to escape. Minutes later, several deer appeared from the darkness and cautiously walked inside. That’s when everything made sense. Winter had just arrived, and temperatures had been dropping below freezing at night.

For days, his horse had apparently been opening the barn and allowing the deer inside, where they could eat some hay and escape the cold.

The farmer thought someone was stealing from him. Turns out, his horse had simply been sharing.

The farmer installed cameras to catch a thief. Instead, he discovered something far more beautiful happening inside his barn every night.

Thanks Randa

Funderwhoopee Friday ~ Thar Be Aliens This AM

Man 1013’d After Claiming Aliens Abducted Him for “Breeding Program,” Forced to Drink Beer Until He Lost Control

BLACKSHEAR, GA — Deputies say 47‑year‑old Harry Cox was taken into custody Wednesday night and transported on a 1013 mental health hold after reporting that extraterrestrials had abducted him, enrolled him in a “galactic breeding initiative,” and then allegedly forced him to drink “thirty‑seven beers in a row” until he, in his own words, “shit like a busted fire hydrant.”

Witnesses at the Circle K on Highway 84 reported seeing Cox stumble inside wearing only a pair of Dollar General flip‑flops and a reflective vest he claimed was “alien mating armor.” He then loudly informed customers that he had “just returned from Planet 7‑Eleven,” where he had been “selected for superior genetics.”

Deputies arrived minutes later.

According to the incident report, Cox insisted the aliens were “shaped like upside‑down possums,” communicated telepathically through the Bluetooth speaker in his truck, and forced him to shotgun beers “to test his digestive fortitude for interstellar reproduction.”

When asked why the aliens would need him specifically, Cox replied, “Because I’m the only one in Pierce County with the proper hip flexibility.”

Deputies determined he was in need of evaluation and transported him on a 1013, during which Cox reportedly attempted to negotiate diplomatic immunity and demanded the sheriff’s office “protect him from future breeding drafts.”

Hospital staff say Cox is resting comfortably and has requested “no more Bud Light for at least a week.”

Thanks Russell