A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful.
She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.
He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on
the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found
your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk.
Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"
The blonde said, "No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my
Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"
The blonde said, "No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my
bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young
and beautiful again."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"
The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits. I can splash it on my eyes."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"
The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits. I can splash it on my eyes."
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JUST WHEN I THINK I'VE HEARD
THE "BEST BLONDE JOKE" EVER.....
JUST WHEN I THINK I'VE HEARD
THE "BEST BLONDE JOKE" EVER.....
I think she is watching a fly... I hope.
ReplyDeleteWill 25 gallons be enough? I love blondes...
ReplyDeleteThanks for the morning chuckle.
ReplyDeleteTrestin, hope all you want.
ReplyDeleteRandy, aren't they great.
ReplyDeleteSupi, that's why I'm here, and glad you were too.
ReplyDeleteOne percent or whole?
ReplyDeleteOdie strikes again!
ReplyDeleteOpie, not being a connoisseur of milk baths, I'm not sure I can answer that one for you. I would think the more the merrier, so let's go with whole milk.
ReplyDeleteLL, he's the blogger that keeps on giving.
ReplyDeleteGood one, Odie lol
ReplyDeleteAnd me and the wife were just checking out your craftmanship... you do real nice work guy, I thought you were talking about whittling or something.
Obviously very professional product, but what struck me was the style... particularly the boxes, very nice sir
RR, Thank you Sir , and no whittling here. If you're talking about the Double-Double dovetail corners, that's what I'm known for. If you look at my sidebar for Dust'n Lint you can wind your way to our web site where the whole story is told.
ReplyDeleteThanks again Sir!
Does chocolate milk work as well?
ReplyDeleteChristopher, funny you should ask .....
ReplyDeleteHow about strawberry milk?
ReplyDeleteShe REALLY was a dumb blond, she should have bought a box of POWDERED milk, and then she could have filled up the whole tub.
ReplyDeleteI don't get it. Are you making fun of blondes again????
ReplyDeleteTeresa, you can use whatever you like.
ReplyDeleteBunni, and it could have been warm too.
ReplyDeleteEuripides, What?
ReplyDeleteTeresa, you use strawberry milk if you are a strawberry blonde.
ReplyDeleteSee Teresa, Lady knows what she's talking about.
ReplyDeleteMy stepson is up to his ears with BLONDE. He is obsessed with them and can't handle one yet.
ReplyDeleteScott, has he tried milk?
ReplyDeleteI used this one before. I thought it was you that got the original going around.
ReplyDeleteShe is a perfect example of "a dizzy blonde" don't ya think?
Allison, I thought a "dizzy blond" sent it to me then I realized it was my brother in law. Excuse me, the milkman is at the door.
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