A blonde woman is walking down the street, with her
blouse open. A cop
is approaching from about a block
away, thinking, "Boy, my eyes must be
going, it looks
like that woman's right breast is hanging out."
As he
gets closer it becomes apparent that her breast is
hanging out.
When he gets face to face with her
he says, "Ma'am, are you aware I
could cite you
for indecent exposure?"
She says, "Why, officer?"
"Well, your breast is hanging out."
She looks down and
says "OMIGOD, I left the baby on the bus!"
And My Favorite!
Thanks Dan
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In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
The Feral Irishman
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo
Angrymikes hood
MissK's World...
American Power
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods
Act Well Your Part
Subject to Change
Your Crazy Uncle Bubba
Political Clown Parade
The Last Tradition
Politically Incorrect Conservative
Adrienne's Corner
The Feral Irishman
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo
Angrymikes hood
MissK's World...
American Power
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods
Act Well Your Part
Subject to Change
Your Crazy Uncle Bubba
Political Clown Parade
The Last Tradition
Politically Incorrect Conservative
another shower...
ReplyDeleteThat's getting my weekend started in the right way.
ReplyDeleteHonestly I would really like to wrap my hands around some bodacious Ta' Ta's! About all I can handle these days!
ReplyDeleteGOODSTUFF, OK but hang on to that soap.
ReplyDeleteLL, glad I could help.
ReplyDeleteRon, they're worth handling.
ReplyDeleteI agree with your favorite.
ReplyDeletejoeh, what's not to like?
ReplyDeleteThat is (and they are) a good one.
ReplyDeleteDream on gentlemen, dream on.
ReplyDeleteHave a terrific day Odie. ☺
Did Mrs. Woodsterman know you were sneaking up behind her in the grocery store to take that picture?
ReplyDeleteedutcher, good two?
ReplyDeleteSandee, That's why I have Rule 5 Saturdays.
ReplyDeleteProof, shh.
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