Two deputies call the station on the radio.
"Station, is that you, Sergeant?"
"Yes. Go ahead."
"We have a case here, Sergeant. A woman has shot
"Station, is that you, Sergeant?"
"Yes. Go ahead."
"We have a case here, Sergeant. A woman has shot
her husband for stepping on the
floor she'd just mopped clean."
"OK. Well, have you arrested her?"
"No sir . . . the floor's still wet."
floor she'd just mopped clean."
"OK. Well, have you arrested her?"
"No sir . . . the floor's still wet."
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When a male bird can't stand it anymore!
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Foresight
So, I figured maybe I need a five year plan.
I tried to envision where I want to
I tried to envision where I want to
be in five years, but I just can't.
I don't have 2020 vision.
I don't have 2020 vision.
ta daaah!
Thanks Hal and Dan
The bird clamping down on the other's beak reminds me of Archie Bunker telling poor Edith to "stifle". Funny post (as always). Happy St. Paddy's Day to one and all because today we're all Irish and wearin' the green. Meanwhile, jihadis are dressing in drag. Hmmmm...
ReplyDeleteIf you're Homosexual in New York you're in drag too.
DeleteI grew up with a neighbor lady who was a housecleaning freak. She used to scrub her kitchen floor every week and then put newspaper down so no one could walk on the clean floor. Huh?
ReplyDeleteI only get pissed when hubby walks on the newly mopped wet floor and leaves tracks. I would, however, take him outside before shooting him so as to not make a mess in the house.
Doesn't news print come off on a wet floor ... RUN HUBBY RUN!
DeleteThere's two cops that's not going to take any chances. Bwahahahahahahaha.
ReplyDeleteNow I'll be thinking about Archie Bunker all day.
Have a fabulous St. Patrick's Day Odie. ☺
Sandee, those cops are pretty darn smart.
DeleteThere is a physical theorem in the universe that goes like this... the traipsing over a clean floor with dirty shoes is INVERSELY related to the cleaning of said floor.
ReplyDeleteHappy St. Patty's Day to you and yours.
Cube, is that one Einstein's?
DeleteWell, mop it up.
ReplyDeleteEdutcher, you bettcha.
DeleteI like the bird one. Reminds me of my boyhood when I set mouse traps on fence post to catch the little noisy critters.
ReplyDeleteRon, now that's really hating noise.
ReplyDeleteNo, it's Cubenstein's Theorem ;)
ReplyDeleteCube, a relative?
ReplyDeleteNo, me!
ReplyDeletecube, just funnin you.
ReplyDelete