My First Condom ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

 My First Condom
I recall my first time with a condom. I was 14. I went in to buy a packet

of condoms at nearby pharmacy. In those days it took a lot of guts to go 

in a store and ask for that kind of item because everyone in town knew me

and there was no doubt the young lady (I think her name was Nola) knew 

what they were for.

She was working as an assistant behind the counter, and she could see 

that I was really embarrassed by the whole procedure. She handed me the 

package and asked if I knew how to wear one.

I honestly answered, 'No, not really.'

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb.

She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure

I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store 

to see if it were empty. It was. 'Just a minute,' she said, and walked me

into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked 

her bra and laid it aside. 'Do these excite you?' She asked.

Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was stand there with my 

mouth open and nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom 

on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties 

and lay down on a desk. 'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't have much 

time.'

So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful that, unfortunately, I could no 

longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few moments.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you put that condom on?' she

asked. I said, 'sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her.

Then she beat the shit out of me....

Women have always been hard for me to figure out.

Thanks Hal 

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