Wednesday, June 19, 2013

UPDATE ON SURGERY



Dear Family and Friends:

Most of you know our friend, Dorothy, 
who recently went in for a

surgical procedure.
 
It was for a Butt Lift at the WalMart Medical Center .

She didn't have the most pleasant experience.

She should've left well enough alone

I wanted to show you how it turned out.

I hope this keeps YOU from having this done.

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE . . 
Don't get a Butt Lift at the WalMart Medical Center .

You will most certainly regret it.




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26 comments:

  1. Opus #6June 19, 2013 at 4:47 AM

    Oh Odie, I was worried about you when I first read the title. Glad it was only a "friend" you were writing about.
    Healthy wishes for all!

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  2. SupiJune 19, 2013 at 5:50 AM

    Odie - Friends should stop friends from using Walmart Medical Center. Have a happy day.

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  3. Woodsterman (Odie)June 19, 2013 at 6:39 AM

    Opie, I just had to get the word out before anyone else tried this dangerous procedure. Glad I caught you in time.

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  4. Woodsterman (Odie)June 19, 2013 at 6:40 AM

    Supi, exactly ... friends don't let friends drive to the Walmart Medical Center.

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  5. AnonymousJune 19, 2013 at 7:11 AM

    Lol thats so wrong but funny :)

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  6. Woodsterman (Odie)June 19, 2013 at 8:15 AM

    2T2, stay away from the Walmart Medical Center.

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  7. SandeeJune 19, 2013 at 8:29 AM

    Now I'm going to have to wash my eyes out with bleach. That's just plain wrong. Wrong I tell you.

    Have a terrific day Odie. :)

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  8. AnonymousJune 19, 2013 at 10:19 AM

    Now that's Backasswards!

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  9. edutcherJune 19, 2013 at 11:14 AM

    Looks more like a bazoob job.

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  10. Woodsterman (Odie)June 19, 2013 at 1:50 PM

    Sandee, eye bleach on aisle 5.

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  11. Woodsterman (Odie)June 19, 2013 at 1:52 PM

    Earl, welcome .... Don't you mean bassackwards?

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  12. Woodsterman (Odie)June 19, 2013 at 1:53 PM

    Edutcher, I believe it's just plan old "back boobs".

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  13. Ron RussellJune 19, 2013 at 4:41 PM

    There you go again knocking Walmart. You should have shown Kmart's Butt Lifts. But then they are "R" rated and a little to much for your "G" rated site.

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  14. sig94June 19, 2013 at 5:16 PM

    Walmart's Aisle 5 has the mid chest underwear.

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  15. Woodsterman (Odie)June 19, 2013 at 5:58 PM

    Dear Ron, this is a "G" rated site I thank you Sir.

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  16. Woodsterman (Odie)June 19, 2013 at 5:59 PM

    Sig 94, is your Walmart different than mine?

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  17. Marine4everJune 19, 2013 at 7:02 PM

    I had to do a double-take... and I'm still not believing it!

    AAGGHH.

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  18. WomanHonorThyselfJune 19, 2013 at 7:45 PM

    oiy oiy oiy!!!!!

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  19. Sheik YerBoutiJune 19, 2013 at 7:59 PM

    Many thanks for that uplifting advice.

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  20. Woodsterman (Odie)June 20, 2013 at 7:09 AM

    Marine, not a back boob connoisseur?

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  21. Woodsterman (Odie)June 20, 2013 at 7:10 AM

    WHT, yup yup yup!!!!!

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  22. Woodsterman (Odie)June 20, 2013 at 7:11 AM

    Booti, We're here to help.

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  23. cubeJune 20, 2013 at 8:39 AM

    OK, I could've lived without that pic in my brain.... Yikes!

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  24. Woodsterman (Odie)June 20, 2013 at 6:22 PM

    Cube, brain bleach on aisle 5 or I can write you a prescription for it.

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  25. AnonymousJune 21, 2013 at 9:17 PM

    No doubt a Obama voter

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  26. Woodsterman (Odie)June 22, 2013 at 9:58 AM

    Rick, butt of course.

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