Monday, June 3, 2013

Robot For Sale






A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it out at dinner one night. 
The father asks his son what he did that day.
The son says, "I did some schoolwork." 
The robot slaps the son.
The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."
Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"
Son says, "Toy Story." The robot slaps the son.
Son says, "Ok, Ok we were watching porn."


Dad says,"What? At your age I didn't 
even know what porn was!"
The robot slaps the father.

Mom laughs and says,"Well he certainly is your son!"
The robot slaps the mother!

End of Story

P.S. Robot For Sale

Thanks Dan!
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20 comments:

  1. Sheik YerBoutiJune 3, 2013 at 5:01 AM

    Now that is one slap happy robot. He'd really be busy in D.C.

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  2. Randy-gJune 3, 2013 at 5:30 AM

    Sell that damn robot quick!

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  3. SupiJune 3, 2013 at 5:46 AM

    Just imagine shopping for a car with the robot!

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  4. Woodsterman (Odie)June 3, 2013 at 6:26 AM

    Booti, he's still busy right here.

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  5. Woodsterman (Odie)June 3, 2013 at 6:26 AM

    Randy, who the hell wants the damn thing?

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  6. Woodsterman (Odie)June 3, 2013 at 6:28 AM

    Supi, you're just one of those just make lemonade kind of people aren't you.

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  7. UnknownJune 3, 2013 at 8:31 AM

    And they say technology will save us all...Kill the robots!

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  8. Opus #6June 3, 2013 at 9:14 AM

    We need a robot like this as Sergeant at Arms in Congress.

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  9. Woodsterman (Odie)June 3, 2013 at 9:21 AM

    Scott, we're following Opie's lead.

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  10. Woodsterman (Odie)June 3, 2013 at 9:23 AM

    Opie, I'm fed-exing this one over night right now.

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  11. edutcherJune 3, 2013 at 11:58 AM

    What happened when the father said, "Well, I never did anything like that!"?

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  12. Woodsterman (Odie)June 3, 2013 at 12:28 PM

    Edutcher, shhh

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  13. Ron RussellJune 3, 2013 at 12:50 PM

    We often complain about lies politicans tell, but when you stop to think about it, what a mess we would have if everyone told the truth.

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  14. Woodsterman (Odie)June 3, 2013 at 2:06 PM

    Ron, I don't, but it would nice to try it.

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  15. cubeJune 4, 2013 at 11:00 AM

    Bad robot!

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  16. Woodsterman (Odie)June 4, 2013 at 12:48 PM

    Cube, bad bad huh.

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  17. The Conservative LadyJune 4, 2013 at 10:10 PM

    We should get Mr. Obama one of these robots. It's arm would probably fall off from all the slapping going on.

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  18. Woodsterman (Odie)June 5, 2013 at 5:14 AM

    Lady, not if we give the robot a little more strength.

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  19. AnonymousJune 6, 2013 at 11:56 PM

    Thanks for the laugh

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  20. Woodsterman (Odie)June 8, 2013 at 7:14 AM

    Rick, that's my job.

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