Fred & Edna........

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you 

want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with

all they have.....

Fred and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. 

One day while they were walking past the hospital 

swimming pool, Fred suddenly jumped into the deep end.

He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there
 

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. 

She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.


When the Head Nurse/Director became aware of Edna's 

heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged 

from the hospital, as she now considered her to be 

mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have 

good news and bad news. The good news is you're being 

discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a 

crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you 

love... I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.

The bad news is, Fred hanged  himself in the bathroom 

with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. 

I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry...

How soon can I go home?'

Thanks Nominedeus