Thursday, February 10, 2011

Surgery Information


MEDICAL UPDATE
 
Remember this the next time you have major surgery 
and need a blood transfusion!!
This is good to know!!
 
 MEDICAL RESEARCH
 

Australian Medical Association researchers have found
that  patients needing blood transfusions may benefit
from receiving chicken blood
rather than human blood.
It tends to make the men cocky and the women lay better....

Just thought you'd like to know.

BLESSED ARE THOSE WHO ARE CRACKED,
FOR THEY ARE THE ONES WHO LET IN THE LIGHT!
 
OK, I'll be going to my room now.
Posted by at

17 comments:

  1. Randy-gFebruary 10, 2011 at 3:50 AM

    And the light shines.....

    ReplyDelete
  2. Woodsterman (Odie)February 10, 2011 at 6:01 AM

    Randy ... Let it shine!

    ReplyDelete
  3. Woodsterman (Odie)February 10, 2011 at 6:02 AM

    Supi, it's chicken blood that'll do you right.

    ReplyDelete
  4. stopsignFebruary 10, 2011 at 7:13 AM

    Now I know my blood type

    ReplyDelete
  5. Woodsterman (Odie)February 10, 2011 at 7:40 AM

    Stopsign, is that chicken Pos. or Neg.?

    ReplyDelete
  6. Christopher - Conservative PerspectiveFebruary 10, 2011 at 9:35 AM

    Swine blood transfusions have known benefits as well Odie at least for men, as they remain pigs but start cleaning up after themselves which in turn is a benefit to women.

    ReplyDelete
  7. Woodsterman (Odie)February 10, 2011 at 9:45 AM

    Christopher, a pig by any other name.

    ReplyDelete
  8. Amusing BunniFebruary 10, 2011 at 10:02 AM

    I should have know this would be a joke post!
    Now to enlighten your readers....if you know you're going to have surgery, you should stockpile YOUR OWN blood! You never know what germs are lurking out there w/ any old blood.

    Also, don't drink diet soda, it's bad for you, as is regular soda! Drink Water, Wine or Beer!

    Health alert for the day, brought to you by Dr. Bunni

    ReplyDelete
  9. Woodsterman (Odie)February 10, 2011 at 10:56 AM

    Bunni, I just stop by the Chicken Ranch on my way to surgery.

    ReplyDelete
  10. Opus #6February 10, 2011 at 11:35 AM

    You raise Odie-esque to a new level.

    ReplyDelete
  11. Woodsterman (Odie)February 10, 2011 at 12:48 PM

    Opie, you really know how to sweet talk a guy.

    ReplyDelete
  12. TeresaFebruary 10, 2011 at 7:09 PM

    I think more chicken blood transfusions are in order for us. That's funny, Odie.

    ReplyDelete
  13. Woodsterman (Odie)February 11, 2011 at 6:19 AM

    Teresa, It's great stuff once you filter out the feathers.

    ReplyDelete
  14. USA_AdmiralFebruary 11, 2011 at 7:45 AM

    Dies this have a practical application in VooDoo? Sounds like it to me.

    ReplyDelete
  15. Woodsterman (Odie)February 11, 2011 at 8:34 AM

    Admiral, no Sir, it's used in the Woodsterman school of medicine.

    ReplyDelete
  16. Quite RightlyFebruary 11, 2011 at 7:47 PM

    LOL! Don't tell it to the progs though. We'll have to be importing eggs from China.

    ReplyDelete
  17. Woodsterman (Odie)February 12, 2011 at 6:43 AM

    OK Rightly, mums the word.

    ReplyDelete

Put it here ... I can't wait to read it. I have the Captcha turned OFF but blogger insists it be there. You should be able to bypass it.

** Anonymous, please use a name at the end of your comment. You're all starting to look alike.

*** Moderation has been added due to Spam and a Commenter a little too caustic. I welcome comments, but talk of killing and racist (or even close to racist) are not welcome.

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)