A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they
lived happily ever after in Toronto . The poor lady was not
very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate
with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she
had to shop for groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken
legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in
desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to
show her thighs. Her butcher got the message, and gave her
the chicken legs.
Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't
Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't
know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and
unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The
butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts.
On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy wieners. Unable
On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy wieners. Unable
to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband
to the store...
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Hellooooooo,
her husband speaks English!
her husband speaks English!
I don't know about you guys sometimes
I like it!!
ReplyDeleteRandy-g, what's not to like? I has sex, suspense, and comedy all in one.
ReplyDeleteFunny!
ReplyDeleteSupi, isn't that why you come here?
ReplyDeleteBeing the husband was Canadian maybe he just spoke French ?????
ReplyDeleteChristopher, now why do you want to ruin a perfectly good story?
ReplyDeleteThat was not my intent at all Odie, just a real-life observation. Having Canadian blood running through my veins I reserve the right to slight our neighbor to the north.(That was my intent)
ReplyDeleteIf you ever heard Canadian PM Harper give a speech you might understand.
Christopher, you're so easy to tweak.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad she didn't need a rump roast :)
ReplyDeleteOdie, I know, part of being Irish.
ReplyDeleteStopsign, so is the butcher.
ReplyDeleteChristopher, Irish, Canadian, American... no wonder you're confused.
ReplyDeleteConfused? In the order you state it; Attitude w/beer, Hockey fan w/beer, Independence w/beer,,,not a bad mix I believe.
ReplyDeleteChristopher, You do mix the main ingredient with each of those.
ReplyDeleteFunny Odie!
ReplyDeleteOdie, you are a very talented man to be able to put together sex, suspense, and comedy all in one.
Teresa, you have a rare gift to be able to identify my talent.
ReplyDeleteha ha ha! She should have sent her hubby shopping from day one.
ReplyDeleteBunni, I think she and the butcher were enjoying themselves.
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