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Sunday, January 23, 2011

No Speaka English

A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they 
lived happily ever after in Toronto .  The poor lady was not 
very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate 
with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she 
had to shop for groceries.


One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken 
legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in 
desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to 
show her thighs. Her butcher got the message, and gave her 
the chicken legs.


Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't 
know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and 
unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The 
butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts.


On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy wieners. Unable 
to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband 
to the store...


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Hellooooooo,

her husband speaks English!


I don't know about  you guys sometimes
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18 comments:

  1. Randy-gJanuary 23, 2011 at 5:05 AM

    I like it!!

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  2. Woodsterman (Odie)January 23, 2011 at 6:13 AM

    Randy-g, what's not to like? I has sex, suspense, and comedy all in one.

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  3. SupiJanuary 23, 2011 at 6:33 AM

    Funny!

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  4. Woodsterman (Odie)January 23, 2011 at 6:41 AM

    Supi, isn't that why you come here?

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  5. Christopher - Conservative PerspectiveJanuary 23, 2011 at 7:14 AM

    Being the husband was Canadian maybe he just spoke French ?????

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  6. Woodsterman (Odie)January 23, 2011 at 7:44 AM

    Christopher, now why do you want to ruin a perfectly good story?

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  7. Christopher - Conservative PerspectiveJanuary 23, 2011 at 9:10 AM

    That was not my intent at all Odie, just a real-life observation. Having Canadian blood running through my veins I reserve the right to slight our neighbor to the north.(That was my intent)

    If you ever heard Canadian PM Harper give a speech you might understand.

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  8. Woodsterman (Odie)January 23, 2011 at 9:30 AM

    Christopher, you're so easy to tweak.

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  9. stopsignJanuary 23, 2011 at 10:28 AM

    I'm glad she didn't need a rump roast :)

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  10. Christopher - Conservative PerspectiveJanuary 23, 2011 at 10:50 AM

    Odie, I know, part of being Irish.

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  11. Woodsterman (Odie)January 24, 2011 at 6:26 AM

    Stopsign, so is the butcher.

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  12. Woodsterman (Odie)January 24, 2011 at 6:28 AM

    Christopher, Irish, Canadian, American... no wonder you're confused.

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  13. Christopher - Conservative PerspectiveJanuary 24, 2011 at 6:49 AM

    Confused? In the order you state it; Attitude w/beer, Hockey fan w/beer, Independence w/beer,,,not a bad mix I believe.

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  14. Woodsterman (Odie)January 24, 2011 at 8:02 AM

    Christopher, You do mix the main ingredient with each of those.

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  15. TeresaJanuary 24, 2011 at 9:01 AM

    Funny Odie!

    Odie, you are a very talented man to be able to put together sex, suspense, and comedy all in one.

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  16. Woodsterman (Odie)January 24, 2011 at 10:59 AM

    Teresa, you have a rare gift to be able to identify my talent.

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  17. Amusing BunniJanuary 26, 2011 at 9:38 AM

    ha ha ha! She should have sent her hubby shopping from day one.

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  18. Woodsterman (Odie)January 28, 2011 at 11:54 AM

    Bunni, I think she and the butcher were enjoying themselves.

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