Monday, April 12, 2010

Heated Seats ....

I have always loved "Gas Guzzling Cars" for their comfort & safety.  I took out a Cadillac Escalade for a test drive the other day just to drive that sucker before they become extinct.
The salesman sat in the front seat describing the car and all its wonderful options.  The seats were of particular interest.  He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.
I stated the car must be a Republican car.  He asked why I thought it was a Republican car and I explained that if it were a Democratic car, the seats would blow smoke up your ass year-round.
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4 comments:

  1. Amusing BunniApril 12, 2010 at 6:27 AM

    Good One, Odie.
    The car would also tax you everytime you stepped on the gas, or brake, or used the turn signal, or turned on the radio, etc. etc.

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  2. Woodsterman (Odie)April 12, 2010 at 7:11 AM

    Yes Bunni, that is the Obama plan for our economic future.

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  3. innominatusApril 12, 2010 at 10:38 AM

    LOL! I have nothing clever to add, because your joke pretty much says it all.

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  4. Woodsterman (Odie)April 12, 2010 at 4:28 PM

    Innominatus, I agree ... look no further.

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