1. I'm not in favor of executing the illegal alien rapists. Put them in a C-130 and hand them a parachute. The will them hold on to the para pack as they are tossed out at 400 feet. Technically, they have a chance to safely deploy the pack so you not executing them.
2. Oprah is the corn nugget in Maxine Waters stool.
And I am in favor of doing what the Chinese do to most all of their convicted criminals. After the judge passes sentence on them, there are no appeals. Instead they are immediately marched out to a field and handed a shovel. They dig a 6x6x6 hole and stand above it. A bullet is fired into the back of their heads and they fall in the hole. The next convicted prisoner covers the hole and they then dig their own 6x6x6 hole... over and over again.
In my experience, the wavy perforations are far less likely to result in ripped sheets of TP, or partially-attached squares still hanging onto the roll.
Greaser Eraser, About 70 years ago, when I was a kid, we had an 11 month old Golden Retriever puppy. Back when no one knew what they were. When we got home after going out for dinner there was a trail of an unbroken roll of toilet paper pulled throughout the house. We just could stop laughing. Still breathing? Of course.
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** Anonymous, please use a name at the end of your comment. You're all starting to look alike.
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1. I'm not in favor of executing the illegal alien rapists. Put them in a C-130 and hand them a parachute. The will them hold on to the para pack as they are tossed out at 400 feet. Technically, they have a chance to safely deploy the pack so you not executing them.
ReplyDelete2. Oprah is the corn nugget in Maxine Waters stool.
Anon, #2 - no arguments here.
DeleteIllegals getting the death penalty for rape? It's a start.
ReplyDeleteMrHappy, cut off their twigs and berries, put them in their mouths, and put them in a room with 100 angry yellow jackets.
DeleteAnd I am in favor of doing what the Chinese do to most all of their convicted criminals. After the judge passes sentence on them, there are no appeals. Instead they are immediately marched out to a field and handed a shovel. They dig a 6x6x6 hole and stand above it. A bullet is fired into the back of their heads and they fall in the hole. The next convicted prisoner covers the hole and they then dig their own 6x6x6 hole... over and over again.
ReplyDeleteJohn, works for me.
DeleteI have a I'm voting for the guy with 34 felonies bumper sticker.
ReplyDeleteedutcher, is it on your car?
DeleteAlways.
DeleteIn my experience, the wavy perforations are far less likely to result in ripped sheets of TP, or partially-attached squares still hanging onto the roll.
ReplyDeletejabrwok, so what you're trying to tell us is it's much easier for a dog or cat to drag it through the house without ripping it.
DeleteWhy are they still breathing
DeleteGreaser Eraser, About 70 years ago, when I was a kid, we had an 11 month old Golden Retriever puppy. Back when no one knew what they were. When we got home after going out for dinner there was a trail of an unbroken roll of toilet paper pulled throughout the house. We just could stop laughing. Still breathing? Of course.
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