So, you've probably heard the latest buzz about those FBI burn bags, right? Well, it turns out that FBI Director Kash Patel has uncovered some seriously juicy stuff about the whole Russian collusion hoax. Thousands of documents were found in these bags, which were supposed to be incinerated, and it looks like someone wanted to keep them out of public view for a good reason.
One of the big finds was the annex to the Durham report, which was all about figuring out where that ridiculous hoax came from. This document is now in the middle of a declassification tug-of-war between the CIA and the FBI, and let me tell you, it's got some bombshells.
According to Fox News, these burn bags were filled with evidence from foreign intel that showed the FBI was planning to spread the hoax before they even started their Crossfire Hurricane investigation. It's like they had a heads-up about their own dirty tricks. And remember, Obama's intel chiefs were the ones who supposedly twisted these reports to go after Trump.
Patel, who used to work on the House Intelligence Committee, found a hidden room packed with documents and hard drives that no one knew about. This month has been like watching a soap opera unfold with all the Russian collusion secrets coming out. And now, with the burn bags in the mix, it seems like the plot has thickened.
The big question is, who's going to face the music for this? It's pretty clear that some folks at the FBI were up to no good, and they were trying to cover their tracks by tossing these documents into the fire. The evidence suggests that there was a coordinated effort to smear Trump's name with fake Russian ties.
Patel's been a real detective in this whole saga, uncovering the FBI's shady tactics like the way they spied on Trump campaign advisor Carter Page without playing fair. They left out information that could've cleared Page's name just to get their wiretap.
So now we're all waiting to see if anyone's going to get in trouble for this mess. The plot twists just keep on coming!
Thanks Skip!
Turns out the FBI’s fire-safety training was just a seminar on how to deep-fry evidence
ReplyDeleteAnon, make it reeeal crispy.
DeleteKash Patel opened those burn bags and found more collusion fiction than a Netflix writers’ room
ReplyDeleteRobert, funny you should bring up Netflix.
DeleteSomewhere Hillary’s email server is watching this and thinking, ‘Amateurs, I delete myself
ReplyDeleteJeff, Hillary could teach "Being a Pro."
DeleteMemo to future conspirators: if you’re going to torch the truth, maybe don’t use bags labeled ‘Property of FBI—Do Not Microwave
ReplyDeleteAnon, Great advice.
DeleteChain-of-custody gaps revealed by Patel’s recovery create fertile ground for suppression hearings: if the bags were mishandled, any derivative evidence risks exclusion under the “fruit of the poisonous tree” doctrine.
ReplyDeleteHunter, Ah but it was a fun story to tell. Were we given all the facts?
DeleteUnder Fed. R. Evid. 801(d)(2), any document in the burn bags authored by FBI personnel could be admissible as party-opponent statements—no hearsay problem, full evidentiary weight.
ReplyDeleteAnon, there you go .... another peanut gallery heard from. You guys, keep em coming.
DeleteKash Patel didn’t open burn bags—he opened Pandora’s Pringles can: once you pop, the lies don’t stop
ReplyDeleteLeon, you're a poet, and your feet show it, they're Longfellow's.
DeleteI love it when a plan comes together.
ReplyDeleteedutcher, it's the ultimate high.
DeleteImagine spending four years screaming “Russia, Russia, Russia” only for Patel to pull the receipts out of a literal broom closet—Hallmark needs a card for that level of awkward
ReplyDeleteAnon, you even got Hallmark in there ... Bravo, Bravo, Bravo!
DeleteThe soap opera’s new title: The Bold and the Burn-Bagged. Tune in tomorrow when Adam Schiff’s eyebrows finally file for whistleblower protection.
ReplyDeleteRoger, that'll be the day. Do you think they have insurance for that?
DeleteGreasing the hinges of Watergate.
ReplyDeleteAnon, Maybe this is a Hoover prediction.
DeleteAnd nothing will happen
ReplyDeleteAnon, our side has only been at it for six months. The bad guys have had 10 years to screw things up. I cast my vote for patience.
DeleteAnnnnnd... you're probably right
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Bluesman, I love when that happens.
DeleteSHTF for the FBI hopefully.
ReplyDeleteBluesman
Bluesman, My fingers are crossed.
DeleteImprison EVERYONE for life. Simple.
ReplyDeleteAnon, YEA! Let's hear for whoever he is. Oh yeah, he's Anonymous.
DeleteMakes you wonder who hid those burn bags away instead of destroying the contents. Had over two months from election to inauguration to burn, but also it has taken over six months to expose them.
ReplyDeleteAnon, It's a quandary plus secret room.
DeletePut a small team of forensic evidence collectors on this. There's a heap 'o biological clues all over that room, including the documents and drives themselves. I wouldn't be shocked if they found one of Comey's own hairs in there.
ReplyDeleteAnon, Mr. President, you heard the man ... let's get on that.
DeleteAnd nothing happens in 3...2...1...
ReplyDeleteRitchie, COME ON! Let's hear your optimism.
DeleteCash and danni boi won't do anything , you know , thin blue line.
ReplyDeleteWilson, OH COME ON! What happened to, "Book-em Danno"?
DeleteNow consider what is really going on, now that another onion layer of imited hangout circus clowns are cavorting.
ReplyDeleteAnon, you're teasing us, right? You know and you're not saying?
DeleteI hate to disappoint everyone but The Government is never going to fix The Government.
ReplyDeleteMikey, normally I'd agree, but these are outsiders off the street lead by an outsider off the street.
DeleteThe next three and a half years is the best chance we'll ever have, so chin up old bucko!
The intact existence of the bags suggests intent to preserve the documents. Perhaps a guy at the incinerator objected to the party line and his the bags rather than destroy the contents.
ReplyDelete*In a secret room no one knew about*
Cue hysterical unbelieving laughter.
Rick, Soooo, secret guy instead of secret room.
DeleteOh my, these brains are wound up tight.
Until this once great nation pulls its collective head out of its azz and starts arresting criminals, any and all of the Bull $hit that Mr. Trump's team is uncovering is like farts in the wind.
ReplyDeleteJohn, I hate when you're right.
Deletethey will get away with it just like they always have, in the last 50 years I have watching . bruce wayne
ReplyDeleteBruce Wayne, It's a sad state of affairs. They just pull this crap right in front of us now.
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