A minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.
The minister replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
So the cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."
Thanks Brig!
Other On The Wagon Rule 5 ers:
I don't think much is going to get accomplished in the meeting in that first picture.
ReplyDeleteWolff, what's your definition of "accomplished"?
DeleteIf you think about it, there's always a choice.
ReplyDeleteedutcher, and some are just naturally better than others.
DeleteThe first one, talk about a room with a view.
ReplyDeleteTeacher, can I stay after class?
mer, she's quite the favorite.
DeleteI would take both the drink and the brazen whores... selfish that way and all a fine collection of ladies and the last one is definitely built for comfort.
ReplyDelete#1 Is definitely very nice but that last one, Kardashian ass is not attractive, ever.
ReplyDeleteBirdchaser, I agree about the last.
DeleteCederq, I almost didn't post that last one.
ReplyDeleteYou got an avatar!!!!!
I always had an avatar. My normal one is the picture of my French Bulldog sticking her tongue out, but Blogger always had an issue with it and finally decreed I needed to change it. So, I used an older avatar of a contemplative mule I had and Blogger is happy, Gravatar the other site doesn't have any problems with it, so on some blogs it is the mule, on some my dog Elenior. You could say I am a bi-polar avatar...
ReplyDeleteCederq, bipolar works.
DeleteI'm with Cederq on #9, built for comfort! That ass doesn't seem to be bothering the dude to her right.
ReplyDeleteAce Rimmer, OK, but it's a bit much for me.
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