Department of the Navy is now assigning females to quarters in a separate private "OFF LIMITS" area on all aircraft carriers. Addressing all boat personnel at Pearl, CINCPAC advised, "female sleeping quarters will be "out-of-bounds" for all males. Anyone caught breaking this rule will be fined $50 the first time." He continued, "Anyone caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $150. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $500. Are there any questions?"
At this point, a Marine Gunnery Sergeant from the security detail assigned to the ship stood up in the crowd and inquired...
"Sir, How much for a season pass?"
God bless the USMC!
Saved the best for last!
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Yes, I think that I'd want to opt for the season pass as well. Life at sea can be lonely...
ReplyDeleteThat is classic!
ReplyDeleteI was going to say a fine wouldn't stop the Navy.
ReplyDeleteThey've been smuggling girls on board since the Great White Fleet.
LL, That's why I went Army.
ReplyDeleteJeffery, True story.
ReplyDeleteedutcher, that first time doesn't sound too bad.
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