Four Hours Plus ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

You've seen all the commercials. But what *really* happens when you ask for help with an erection lasting more than 4 hours?

I walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.

The woman I was speaking with said she was the only pharmacist and since she and her sister owned the store, there were no male employees.

She asked if she could help me. I said that I really would have preferred to speak with a male pharmacist, She assured me that she was completely professional and whatever it was that I needed to discuss, I could be confident that she would treat me with a high level of professionalism.

I reluctantly agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for me to discuss, but here goes. I get erections every day that last more than four hours This condition causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what you could give me for it?"

The Pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister."

When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and here's the absolute best we can do: 

** Free room and board 

** 1/3 ownership in the store,

** a company pickup truck, * a king size bed and

** $3,000 a month in living expenses."*

 

 

Thanks Hal! 

You ladies like what I did for you?

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Knuckledraggin My Life Away
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Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo  
Angrymikes hood 
MissK's World...
American Power
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods   
Your Crazy Uncle Bubba
Political Clown Parade
 The Last Tradition
The Right Way