Age
Discrimination at the
Dealership....
A retired older couple return to a
Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were
interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde in a mini skirt and a
halter top.
"I thought you said you would hold that
car till we raised the $155,000 asking price," said the older
man.
"Yet I just heard you closed the deal
for $130,000 to the lovely young lady there.
You insisted there was no way you could
discount this model."
"Well, what can I tell you? She had the
ready cash and, just look at her, how could I resist?" replied the
grinning salesman.
Just then the young woman approached
the senior couple and gave the car keys to the old
man...
"There you go," she
said. "I told you I could get that
idiot to lower the price....
Other Car Loving Rule 5 ers:
In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
The Feral Irishman
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo
Angrymikes hood
MissK's World...
American Power
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods
Subject to Change
Your Crazy Uncle Bubba
Political Clown Parade
The Last Tradition
The Right Way
Adrienne's Corner
The Feral Irishman
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo
Angrymikes hood
MissK's World...
American Power
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods
Subject to Change
Your Crazy Uncle Bubba
Political Clown Parade
The Last Tradition
The Right Way
Hot Stuff
ReplyDeleteThanks for putting in that great joke Odie. It gave me something to do on your typical Saturday post.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day. ☺
GOODSTUFF, Yes Sir!
ReplyDeleteSandee, do you mean to tell me you haven't noticed what "Woodsterman Style" was until today?
ReplyDeleteMom and Dad must still be a hot couple if that's their daughter.
ReplyDeleteI need to keep that tactic in mind...
ReplyDeleteHmmm. I wonder if that works in reverse...
ReplyDeleteSounds about right! I've seen a lot of that over the years. My big "C" is back and it's taken a toll on my posting and comments!
ReplyDeleteedutcher, thanks we are indeed.
ReplyDeleteLL, works every time it's tried.
ReplyDeleteHandsome Grunt, works for me, and I'm only a little better looking than you.
ReplyDeleteRon, Crap buddy! Keep us posted.
ReplyDeleteSilly Woodsterman - No, my looks wouldn't buy me any discounts. I mean, if I refused to discount something to an elderly couple, would they send their beautiful daughter to flirt with me? It might be worth being chased around the garage by Gruntessa with the frying pan...
ReplyDeleteHandsome Grunt, Watch out, those frying pans leave scares.
ReplyDeleteOdie, I wonder if I could talk one of my nieces into...
ReplyDeleteRon R, Sorry to hear that, prayers up!
Brig, give it a try, or you could just do it yourself, good looking.
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